Rule #33: It Never Hurts to Suck Up to the Boss ( Ft. M.C. @Dan_Leckie)

(Verse 1) If your a Ferengi, who's profits are on the rise, There's a rule you live by, it's no surprise. Number thirty-three, it's plain to see, Sucking up to the boss oh, yeah its the key (Chorus) There in'nt no shame, no it never hurts, To suck up to the boss, that's for sure. With a smile and a nod, and a "Yes, sir!" You'll climb up the ladder, so fast, its a blur (Verse 2) Now, we Ferengi, we shrewd, and we sly, We know how to make our profits fly. But even we, with all our greed, Know flattery's a tool that you must use, and it's free. (Bridge) A compliment here, a favor there, In the world of business, it's only fair. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours, It's Ferengi culture, buy your reward. (Chorus) (Verse 3) So if you're aiming for the top, And you don't want your efforts to flop, Remember this rule, it's tried and true, see what sucking up to the boss will do for you. (Outro) In the Ferengi way, it's clear to see, Profit and power, that's our decree. So follow the rule, don't be a chump, Suck up to the boss, and kiss his rump! (Chorus) (End) And that's why we Ferengi believe, in Rule of Acquisition number thirty-three! (Verse 1) If your a Ferengi, who's profits are on the rise, There's a rule you live by, it's no surprise. Number thirty-three, it's plain to see, Sucking up to the boss oh, yeah its the key (Chorus) There in'nt no shame, no it never hurts, To suck up to the boss, that's for sure. With a smile and a nod, and a "Yes, sir!" You'll climb up the ladder, so fast, its a blur (Verse 2) Now, we Ferengi, we shrewd, and we sly, We know how to make our profits fly. But even we, with all our greed, Know flattery's a tool that you must use, and it's free. (Bridge) A compliment here, a favor there, In the world of business, it's only fair. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours, It's Ferengi culture, buy your reward. (Chorus) (Verse 3) So if you're aiming for the top, And you don't want your efforts to flop, Remember this rule, it's tried and true, see what sucking up to the boss will do for you. (Outro) In the Ferengi way, it's clear to see, Profit and power, that's our decree. So follow the rule, don't be a chump, Suck up to the boss, and kiss his rump! (Chorus) (End) And that's why we Ferengi believe, in Rule of Acquisition number thirty-three!