Valeera Vandree #PlushiePandemic

Medieval Fantasy funk fusion, perfect female dynamic + energetic voice, Science fiction + Fantasy Fusion, adventurous, clean sound

The picture was done with help from Chickenswitch.
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Not long ago I was in a town
My magic was so jinx3d (hm)
It once confused even a sphinx...
But at least, I wasn't such a clown
(Okay, yes, you felt alone)

Then I woke up, my bed was made of plastic
my mind was bl0wn, hmm I'm still myself
The change came sudden also quite drastic
I must say I like this silver crown

My lizard, dear Gobbler, what have they done?
I want to find out, but traces- None

I Guess I am still a Drow now -as action figure
You can buy me as a m3rc3nary
....
Oh no - that isn't fine 
I must say, I'm shocked
I can be bought by dime

They gave me 2 swords and also a potion
Gobbler come on, let's jump into motion! 
(tearing)
I tear this plastic!

Look Gobbler, we are on a shelf?
Okay - this is totally messed up. (big oof)
What do we have here? A Dragon... pixelated?
A pirate Jellyfish, a sloth and an Elf
And a cr33py doll with buttons as 3y3s
Oh, by my Grand mother's butter filled cup! 
Well, that's something I had not awaited

Guess I'm a Drow now -a figure of action
You can buy me like a cute m3rc3nary
....
Oh- but I'll form a new faction
I must say that I am shocked
I can be bought by dime

Gobbler, dear monitor lizard 
Don't nibble at the package of wizard
If at all, open that, in the cart -
"Space navigator Stormheart"

She might bring us out of here.
Oh good, how quick are you!
Hello, Tiliksa! You look confused, oh boy!
I hope your ship isn't far...

Actually, let's follow my pet
He's already running
Oh gosh! You look dizzy -come on!
Slowing down? -he found something, I guess...

Your Ship!! -Well, isn't he clever?
Tiliksa, don't be so sl0w
Drink this yellow stuff 
(dang, you sound like Mom)
Swallow up and set into motion!
Go, Go, Go!!

Yes, 1 am still a Drow -and 1 will really Xplod3 into action
You could have bought me as a m3rc3nary
....
No, no no- Not any more: 
I formed a good faction!
1 really was shocked
I could be bought by dime.

Lets climb up that ladder
Amazing that the ship fits in, as it's bigger 
Well, doesn't matter now
Run up, pull all lever

We'll enter space!
Pull to maximum speed
I am the first Drow in Space
(as far as we know)
We will flee
(we need to set this one to 90 degree)
Let's set the countdown

Uhm...4...3...2...1...
Ignition!

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The picture was done with help from Chickenswitch. ________________________________________ Not long ago I was in a town My magic was so jinx3d (hm) It once confused even a sphinx... But at least, I wasn't such a clown (Okay, yes, you felt alone) Then I woke up, my bed was made of plastic my mind was bl0wn, hmm I'm still myself The change came sudden also quite drastic I must say I like this silver crown My lizard, dear Gobbler, what have they done? I want to find out, but traces- None I Guess I am still a Drow now -as action figure You can buy me as a m3rc3nary .... Oh no - that isn't fine I must say, I'm shocked I can be bought by dime They gave me 2 swords and also a potion Gobbler come on, let's jump into motion! (tearing) I tear this plastic! Look Gobbler, we are on a shelf? Okay - this is totally messed up. (big oof) What do we have here? A Dragon... pixelated? A pirate Jellyfish, a sloth and an Elf And a cr33py doll with buttons as 3y3s Oh, by my Grand mother's butter filled cup! Well, that's something I had not awaited Guess I'm a Drow now -a figure of action You can buy me like a cute m3rc3nary .... Oh- but I'll form a new faction I must say that I am shocked I can be bought by dime Gobbler, dear monitor lizard Don't nibble at the package of wizard If at all, open that, in the cart - "Space navigator Stormheart" She might bring us out of here. Oh good, how quick are you! Hello, Tiliksa! You look confused, oh boy! I hope your ship isn't far... Actually, let's follow my pet He's already running Oh gosh! You look dizzy -come on! Slowing down? -he found something, I guess... Your Ship!! -Well, isn't he clever? Tiliksa, don't be so sl0w Drink this yellow stuff (dang, you sound like Mom) Swallow up and set into motion! Go, Go, Go!! Yes, 1 am still a Drow -and 1 will really Xplod3 into action You could have bought me as a m3rc3nary .... No, no no- Not any more: I formed a good faction! 1 really was shocked I could be bought by dime. Lets climb up that ladder Amazing that the ship fits in, as it's bigger Well, doesn't matter now Run up, pull all lever We'll enter space! Pull to maximum speed I am the first Drow in Space (as far as we know) We will flee (we need to set this one to 90 degree) Let's set the countdown Uhm...4...3...2...1... Ignition!

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