I've been a very bad girl this year

[Verse 1] I've been a very bad girl this year [breathy gasp]Oh my gosh, like… oops? I need a good old scolding from the man in red [flirty, dramatic] …and I mean the HOT one, duh. Not the jolly fat one—like no offense babe [playful giggle] I'm talkin’ about the jolly plump one [slow, dramatic pause] With a little less clothes and a little more muscles [squeal] With a lot more tattoos—like, everywhere [breathy laugh] And I see him coming down my chimney now [gasp] Oh my GOD, like—why am I literally shaking [Pre-Chorus] I'm gonna get the dirty present I want [drawn-out, teasing] (ugh, like I HOPE Santa’s in the mood tonight…) [whispered, flirty] [Chorus] SAAAANTA, oh my gosh, just take me on your sleigh! [screamed like metal but valley girl] Ring those bells, babe, like LOUDER, okay?! I’ve been so bad, like SOOO bad, you don’t even know So come on down my chimney, boy— [high-pitched gasp] —let’s make it SNOW. Oh-em-gee, Santa, I'm literally melting Your big red coat is, like, everything I want presents, kisses, cookies, all that stuff [giggle] So hurry up, babe, like I can't get enough! [Verse 2] I left you cookies shaped like lil’ hearts [playful whine] And, like, almond milk ‘cause dairy makes me bloat [dramatic sigh] I cleaned my room (okay not really) But like… effort?? [fake offended gasp] And I wore the cutest pajamas EVER [squeal] Just in case you wanna, you know… [breathy pause] Check your list twice. Like, Santaaa… don’t act like you don’t notice me. [Pre-Chorus 2] I’m ready for my candy cane surprise [giggle, flirty tone] (ugh, like, Santa please stop teasing and COME IN already!) [whisper-shriek] [Chorus] SAAAANTA, oh my gosh, just take me on your sleigh! [valley girl metal scream] Ring those bells, babe, like SO HARD, okay?! I’ve been so bad, like SOOO bad, you don’t even know So come on down my chimney, boy— [dramatic gasp] —let’s make it SNOW. Oh-em-gee, Santa, I'm literally DYING Your little “ho ho ho” has me CRYING I want presents, kisses, sleigh rides, all that stuff [giggle] So hurry up, babe, like I can’t get enough! [Bridge — Dramatic Valley Girl Metal Moment] [heavy metal instrumental, she speaks over it] Like, Santa, babe… You seriously don’t understand— I have been waiting ALL YEAR For this EXACT MOMENT. So you better, like… Slide down that chimney Like you mean it. [growled but still valley girl] Ugh, I’m literally obsessed with you. [Final Chorus — Maximum Valley Girl] SAAAANTA, take me on your sleigh tonight!! [wild valley-metal scream] Shake those bells like you KNOW I’m right!! I’ve been naughty, like HELLO, do I LOOK confused?! Come fill my stocking— [gasp] —with whatever you choose! Oh my gosh Santa, I’m totally WAITING My whole vibe is, like, READY and SHAKING I want candy, kisses, gifts, all that cute stuff So get down here, babe— I HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH!! [squeal, giggle, scream] [Outro — Breathless Valley Girl Whisper] Santaaa… Call me. Like seriously. Ho ho HURRY. [giggle]