A chick will see me a couple of times and decide she doesn't like me. However, when asked she can’t define exactly what the grievance is with me. Sis, how you wanna argue with me but can’t comprehend half of my vocabulary? Trigger warning, side effects of this verbal conflict maybe: anger, fleeting rage and fits of violence. You may experience a strong desire to fight me. However, I must warn if you attempt to strike me, I will surely smite thee. Truth be told the way my words confused you, you should wanna go smack ya momma… Period but I used a comma! Because I never claimed to be a baddie…I'm Papi! Poetic, Articulate, Petty, and Intelligent! That’s an acronym, and the way I got this belt to ya ass you should call me Mommy. Call this discipline. Bitches be sick with envy so they create drama. Provoked a good girl now I gotta plead my case like, Forgive me Your honor! Said she want the smoke but don’t know that all I do is toke and crack jokes. I’m rolling up...swore you was pulling up. Why you lie so much?..Your new name is Queen Capula. [Laughing] I be playing with words like I play with these hoes nerves. She dying to cuff the one I just curved. Tell me how it feels to have your man commandeered by the quiet skinny girl without a frontal or lashes. I snatched your man in these pink sweats but he said he likes how they matched my glasses. The way I been schooling you so called baddies, I’d be rich if I started giving classes, but class can’t be taught or bought like y’all be buying asses. Class is innate, not something you can be taught or practice. I never claimed to be a baddie…I'm Papi! Poetic, Articulate, Petty, and Intelligent! That’s an acronym, and the way I got this belt to ya ass you should call me Mommy. Call this discipline. I’m like the bucket you ride in with them bad breaks, hoe you can’t really stop me. Find something smart to do and keep your man from around me. I’m done playing humble and sweet so all I find I keep. I hope his loyalty to you is deep, because I conquer so you simply cannot compete. I swear I’m not usually like this, typically reserved and sweet but you hoes kept poking at my patience like you didn’t want the monster in me to stay asleep. Since you disturbed my slumber, your neck is what my foot will be resting under. I never claimed to be a baddie…I'm Papi! Poetic, Articulate, Petty, and Intelligent! That’s an acronym, and the way I got this belt to ya ass you should call me Mommy. Call this discipline. You kept looking for reasons to not like me. so I’ll give you a reason to despise me. Call me Gru Jr because I’m despicable too and the way you follow everything I do it’s definitely giving Minion boo. Your man met me and now he doesn’t even find you attractive but my magic is not between my thighs it’s behind my eyes. My sheer presence has you shook, and your insecurities are showing through. Jealousy is a disease and I really hate that for you. [Laughing] I never claimed to be a baddie…I'm Papi! Poetic, Articulate, Petty, and Intelligent! That’s an acronym, and the way I got this belt to ya ass you should call me Mommy. Call this discipline. [Laughing]
