“What’s the Deal With This?”

[Verse 1] What’s the deal with the corner of the rug? I trip on it like it’s got a personal grudge Keys in my hand, but I still can’t leave Why am I opening the fridge just to see? Phone at one percent, charger’s in the car I sit there staring like, well, this is far Sock doesn’t match, but it never did Somehow this feels like a personal sin [Pre-Chorus] I’m not mad, I’m not sad, I’m not inspired Just aggressively… mildly tired [Chorus] This song is about nothing at all Not the rise, not the fall Just the space between the bathroom and the hall Yeah, nothing at all No meaning here, no big reveal Just how it feels to feel… whatever I feel Turn it up, let it stall This song is about nothing at all [Verse 2] Why do receipts fade when you need them most? Why does toast land butter-side close? Who decided jeans should pinch your waist Right after you eat at a reasonable pace? Traffic light turns green, nobody goes We all just sit there, respecting the code I wave “thanks” when nobody helped I apologize to chairs I’ve accidentally felt [Pre-Chorus] I don’t need answers, don’t need control I just lost ten minutes scrolling for no goal [Chorus] This song is about nothing at all Not a hero’s journey, not a call Just yelling at the volume of the mall Yeah, nothing at all No truth bomb, no grand ideal Just vibes that don’t require appeal Let it drag, let it crawl This song is about nothing at all Bridge (spoken / shouted) Why do remotes disappear? Why is every pen fake? Why does the microwave say “food” Like it knows what I made? [Guitar Break Wah pedal doing absolutely nothing important] [Final Chorus] This song is about nothing at all No destination, no curtain call Just a rock band yelling into the wall Yeah, nothing at all If you’re waiting for the point, you missed it already The point was never steady Stand up, sit down, hit the wall This song is about nothing— Nothing— Nothing at all [Outro] …So anyway.