Heavy Steer

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Two in the morning on the pasture lot
A silver flying saucer hovered on the spot
Green beam of electricity pointing at the grass
Trying to make a little late cattle pass
Barnaby was standing chewing on some hay
Didn't pay attention to the spaceship display
Twenty-four hundred pounds of solid prime steer
Looking at the aliens with zero kind of fear
(Increasing tractor power up to ninety percent)
(Why is this specimen refusing our intent?)
(He is weighed down to the ground and he likes where he stands)
(Our abduction protocol is failing in these lands!)

The green beam is buzzing in the prairie sky
That heavy black steer is refusing to fly

Heavy steer, standing on the clover field (On the field)
Too much weight for the gravity shield (Gravity shield)
Heavy steer, chewing in the tractor glow (Tractor glow)
Aliens begging him to let them go (Let them go)
Burned the winch and they blew the transmission gear (Broke the gear)
Never try to lift up a champion steer (Champion steer)

I poured another cup from my metal thermos flask
Watching extraterrestrials struggle with the task
The flying saucer tilted underneath the strain
Smoke began to pour from the anti-gravity drain
(The cooling vents are melting, disengage the beam!)
(This biological unit is heavier than it seem!)
Barnaby took two steps, went back to the trough
Watched the flying saucer slowly sputter off

(Captain, we are returning to the Mothership for repairs)
(Next time try abducting the sheep, they are much lighter!)
(Leave the cattle alone.)

Barnaby and me underneath the stars
Never gonna lose a single steer to Mars
(Heavy steer, yeah)
(Keep grazing, boy)

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(Target locked. Initiating gravity beam on earth mammal) (Warning: Target mass exceeds beam threshold! This creature weighs two tons!) (Told you, Barnaby is grass-fed and heavy. You are gonna burn out your clutch) Two in the morning on the pasture lot A silver flying saucer hovered on the spot Green beam of electricity pointing at the grass Trying to make a little late cattle pass Barnaby was standing chewing on some hay Didn't pay attention to the spaceship display Twenty-four hundred pounds of solid prime steer Looking at the aliens with zero kind of fear (Increasing tractor power up to ninety percent) (Why is this specimen refusing our intent?) (He is weighed down to the ground and he likes where he stands) (Our abduction protocol is failing in these lands!) The green beam is buzzing in the prairie sky That heavy black steer is refusing to fly Heavy steer, standing on the clover field (On the field) Too much weight for the gravity shield (Gravity shield) Heavy steer, chewing in the tractor glow (Tractor glow) Aliens begging him to let them go (Let them go) Burned the winch and they blew the transmission gear (Broke the gear) Never try to lift up a champion steer (Champion steer) I poured another cup from my metal thermos flask Watching extraterrestrials struggle with the task The flying saucer tilted underneath the strain Smoke began to pour from the anti-gravity drain (The cooling vents are melting, disengage the beam!) (This biological unit is heavier than it seem!) Barnaby took two steps, went back to the trough Watched the flying saucer slowly sputter off Heavy steer, standing on the clover field (On the field) Too much weight for the gravity shield (Gravity shield) Heavy steer, chewing in the tractor glow (Tractor glow) Aliens begging him to let them go (Let them go) Burned the winch and they blew the transmission gear (Broke the gear) Never try to lift up a champion steer (Champion steer) (Captain, we are returning to the Mothership for repairs) (Next time try abducting the sheep, they are much lighter!) (Leave the cattle alone.) Heavy steer, standing on the clover field (On the field) Too much weight for the gravity shield (Gravity shield) Heavy steer, chewing in the tractor glow (Tractor glow) Aliens begging him to let them go (Let them go) Burned the winch and they blew the transmission gear (Broke the gear) Never try to lift up a champion steer (Champion steer) Barnaby and me underneath the stars Never gonna lose a single steer to Mars (Heavy steer, yeah) (Keep grazing, boy)

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