(Intro) (A deep, throbbing SID-chip bassline kicks in, pulsing like a mechanical heartbeat: Wub-wub-wub-wub. A synthetic snare drum snaps into a driving rhythm. Warning text flashes on the console: "BLAST OFF AND STRIKE THE EVIL BYDO EMPIRE!") Verse 1 In the depths of the cosmos, the Bydo awake, A mutant contagion, the galaxy’s stake. Strap into the cockpit, the R-9 is primed, The scrolling is smooth and the engines are timed. Flying straight to the right through the shadows of space, A lone silver fighter in a deadly race. They’re spawning from nowhere, they swoop from the ceiling, This pixelated panic is a terrible feeling! Pre-Chorus Hold down the button! (Watch the meter grow!) Charge up the plasma! (Let the energy glow!) Release the Wave Cannon and shatter the night, Clearing the screen in a pillar of light! Chorus R-Type! Blasting through the alien zone, R-Type! Flying in the darkness alone. Call up the Force Pod, attach to the front, Let the orange orb take the enemy brunt! Shoot it out forward, or stick it on the back, You gotta play smart to survive the attack. The Bydo are waiting, grotesque and bizarre, In the greatest damn shooter to reach for the stars! Verse 2 Level one is a graveyard of metal and bone, Navigating the corridors made out of stone. Grab the laser reflection, the red and the blue, Bouncing the beams off the ceiling for you. But the scrolling stops moving, the music turns grim, The chances of living are suddenly slim. Here comes Dobkeratops, filling the screen, The ugliest alien you've ever seen! Pre-Chorus Aim for the belly! (Dodge the serpent tail!) Shoot the core open! (You cannot afford to fail!) Release the Wave Cannon and shatter the night, Clearing the screen in a pillar of light! Chorus R-Type! Blasting through the alien zone, R-Type! Flying in the darkness alone. Call up the Force Pod, attach to the front, Let the orange orb take the enemy brunt! Shoot it out forward, or stick it on the back, You gotta play smart to survive the attack. The Bydo are waiting, grotesque and bizarre, In the greatest damn shooter to reach for the stars! Bridge (The music drops to a tense, singular synth drone. The sound of a laser scraping against the ship's hull.) One hit and you're dead. Back to the checkpoint. No power-ups left. Just a tiny little gun against a fortress of flesh. (The driving drum beat explodes back in, twice as fast!) But you grip the joystick tighter! You memorize the pattern! You are the R-9! Chorus R-Type! Blasting through the alien zone, R-Type! Flying in the darkness alone. Call up the Force Pod, attach to the front, Let the orange orb take the enemy brunt! Shoot it out forward, or stick it on the back, You gotta play smart to survive the attack. The Bydo are waiting, grotesque and bizarre, In the greatest damn shooter to reach for the stars! Outro The boss explodes in a flash of white. (A triumphant electronic jingle plays.) Moving to stage two... The biomechanical cave. Keep your thumb on the fire button. (The bassline fades out to the sound of thrusters echoing into the void.)


