On a sun-soaked island by the sea You’re my type on paper A New Hampshire bombshell And then some Kayda, you’re such a funny gal You’re insanely adorable Your laugh’s so god damn loud It’s so memorable You love to tease me and Bryce Like there’s more than meets the eye You love to flash that cheeky smile Every time I catch your eye You said if we ever broke up… You’d date him first! Kayda from New Haaaampshire My American queen This villa never stood a chance Since the moment you walked in I am so god damn lucky Kayda’s bikini mischief! You call me batshit crazy I ask you, “Do you like me?” You’d say “L-O-L IDK” Followed by a “TBH” I say “U-R-S-O-Funny” All last night, you were screaming O-M-G You give the best advice Better than Charlie, that’s for sure You talked me off a ledge again Then you flashed me that gorgeous grin You said you couldn’t give me a back rub… Because you were with Trinity! Kayda from New Haaaampshire My American queen This villa never stood a chance Since the moment you walked in I am so god damn lucky Kayda’s bikini mischief! A red dot in the garden One foot across the line I knew staying where I was Would never feel quite right Then Bryce and I took you out Just seeing where things’d go Bro had front row seats To me falling hard for you Kayda from New Haaaampshire My American queen When you’re with me, no one has a chance! Kayda from New Haaaampshire This villa hasn’t been the same Since the moment you walked in! Still can’t believe I got this lucky Still can’t believe I landed you Kayda’s bikini mischief! I almostttt like youuuu as much as Bryce Almost… And that’s saying something too!
