[Intro] Yeah Look (ruff ruff ruff) Ayy [Verse 1] Picked up a black and white troublemaker Tiny little tux, born heartbreaker Looked so sharp like a suit on a hanger Didn’t know we just adopted some danger Named him Diesel, lil’ dude, big diesel Chest so wide like he bench-press evil He the guard dog, thinks he ten times bigger Barkin’ at the mirror like “run your figure” (woo) [Chorus] Diesel, you crazy wild King of the house, our problem child Beefcake bully with the goofy smile You run this place, yeah, you run this aisle Diesel, you crazy wild Tiny tornado, walkin’ style From couch to yard to the poolside tile You run this place, yeah, you run this aisle (ruff!) [Verse 2] He’ll chase you to the pool, that’s a bad bet Diving in headfirst, yeah he that wet You ain’t safe on the chair or the deck step He got zoomies like a jet when his feet flex Girls got him in check with a soft word He go from beast to a baby at their first chirp Ruff cries when they leave, that’s heartbreak Then flex up, back to big dog beefcake [Chorus] Diesel, you crazy wild King of the house, our problem child Beefcake bully with the goofy smile You run this place, yeah, you run this aisle Diesel, you crazy wild Tiny tornado, walkin’ style From couch to yard to the poolside tile You run this place, yeah, you run this aisle [Bridge] From the front door, he the siren (yeah) Every shadow, he defiant Heart so loud, you hear it viol’in [violin riff cuts through, strings rising] Ruff cries turn to a war hymn Family first, yeah, that’s his doctrine Little tux on a throne he locked in (locked in) [Chorus] Diesel, you crazy wild King of the house, our problem child Beefcake bully with the goofy smile You run this place, yeah, you run this aisle Diesel, you crazy wild Tiny tornado, walkin’ style From couch to yard to the poolside tile You run this place, yeah, you run this aisle (Diesel!)
