Call Someone Else

Oh, not again... Oh, not again... Half past noon and I'm still half dead Phone keeps howlin', pounding my head Saved the block just last damn week Now all I want is tea and sleep Spandex tore, my back went crack I want my couch, not an attack Don't caaall me Don't call me Don't caaall me I said don't call me Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else Brave and bold, that's what they claim Truth is I limp through half the game Mask too tight, my mood gone sour My boots gave up in yesterday's shower "Save the kids!" I burnt the toast "Fight the shark!" I fear the coast This ain't glory, this is me Second-rate cape, reluctantly Don't caaall me Don't call me Don't caaall me I'm off the duty Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else I'm not chosen, I'm just near Sneezed one time... boom, whole career Truth is, darling, I ride Uber Cry like a legend in the back seat... super This cape is cursed This vibe is worse My lair's a laundromat Round and round my ego blurs Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else Call someone else Not me Not me Hero on hold Indefinitely