[Verse 1] Snow on the roof, dead of night You said “I’ll change,” yeah, sure, all right Lights still on, trouble inside You rolled the dice, now nowhere to hide You laughed it off, broke every rule Slammed the door, played Santa for a fool But the list don’t lie, the ink runs red You hear the bells—get out of bed [Pre-Chorus] Boots hit brick, the chimney shakes Cold wind screams—too late to fake He checks it once, checks it twice Naughty ain’t cute—naughty pays a price [CHORUS] Ho! Ho! Ho! — what did you do? North Pole justice is coming for you No coal, no notes, no second chance Santa Claus is coming to KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS Ho! Ho! Ho! — hear that sleigh? That’s not joy, that’s judgment day You made the list, you rang the bell Tonight your house becomes North Pole Hell [Verse 2] Sleigh hits down like thundersteel Reindeer snort, the ground can feel Antlers carved with ancient signs You crossed the line—now cross these guys Milk spills white like battlefield snow Cookies shatter, amps all glow He ain’t mad, don’t get it twisted He’s just very, very disappointed [Pre-Chorus 2] You hear him laugh, deep and loud Not mean—just proud “Lesson time, my naughty friend Christmas starts when you LEARN IN THE END” [CHORUS] Ho! Ho! Ho! — what did you do? North wind’s screaming your overdue No stocking hung, no silent night Only riffs and flashing lights Ho! Ho! Ho! — feel that bass That’s accountability hitting your face You’ll wake up sore, but still alive Congratulations—you SURVIVED THE NIGHT [Low chant, icy synths] From frozen halls where winters rule He forged the law, he keeps it true Be kind. Be fair. Or brace the sleigh. EVERY YEAR. NO EXCEPTIONS. [Screaming Guitar Solo] [Deep Bass Hits] [FINAL CHORUS] Ho! Ho! Ho! — raise your head You lived, you learned, your ego’s dead Santa leaves gifts in broken rooms Wrapped in tape and heavy tunes Ho! Ho! Ho! — dawn breaks white House is wrecked, tree’s still upright You got bruised, but Christmas stays Behave yourself… OR SEE HIM NEXT YEAR — SAME WAY
