[Instrumental Opening] [Verse 1] I missed my shot, long ago, Is what I thought, I didn’t know, God was watching, and he knew If I didn’t have her, what I’d do, So in his infinite wisdom, he bestowed A wondrous gift, power would grow, And I felt it then, no girl, would ever again, Say, no… [Instrumental Bridge] [Verse 2] So I went to Greeney, and dropped my pants, And a moan, a gasp, my glory, was a trance, Greeney blushed, she muttered, “no fucking way”, I bet she never thought she’d see the day, Where she’d say, with Ben I’ll play, She looked at me, with star-struck eyes, Rubbing her thighs, she showed her surprise, Ben, I didn’t know, a pea ness could rise, So tall, and vast, then stout, big and fat, I didn’t, how could I, the strongest I’ve seen, It breaks records… it must be king! Three inches! Three! No one’s pea ness has ever been… That, big! [Instrumental Bridge] [Chrous] I’m fucking Greeney And I’m crying, I came after a single thrust But she looked at me and whispered, “I came five hundred times already” She said I’m strong, like a bull Yeah, I guess I am, haha That almost made me ready to go again But I couldn’t get it up, That’s fine though, cause it’s just, Greeney, and me… [Instrumental Bridge] [Verse 3] Greeney’s pregnant, so beautiful, Round and plump, like Kurisu, And I think that’s hot, she’s a handful, It’s also cool that she lets me lick her shoes But that’s besides the point, cause I’m sitting, And watching the news, it’s weird, my mind, It’s foggy, like I’m forgetting, something, Very… very important… What is it… I don’t know… [Instrumental Bridge] [Chrous] I’m fucking Greeney She’s lactating I came after a single thrust But she looked at me and whispered, “I came five hundred times already” She said I’m strong, like a bull Yeah, I guess I am, haha That almost made me ready to go again But I couldn’t get it up, That’s fine though, cause it’s just, Greeney, and me… [Instrumental Bridge] [Bridge] My head aches, it’s been hurting, Greeney tells me to ignore, but I can’t, There’s a lamp, that’s flickering in the corner, I stare for a moment too long, and I hear Greeney cry, “Don’t leave me Ben!” And then I wake up… [Outro] I’m in a hospital bed, my body thin, I look at the calendar, it’s twenty twenty nine, And from the door comes visitors, Noah, Dan, Kurisu and Alan in a line, They begin to unbuckle their belts They see me awake, walk out, And for some reason, my backdoor is sore, All alone I start to cry, and try so hard, To fall back asleep, to my perfect dream, where it’s just, Greeney, and me… Greeney, and me… Greeney, and me… Greeney, and me… [Instrumental Fade Out]
