Evidence File #001 – Lil Birdie (OSSAACompliance)

🎵 "Lil Birdie (OSSAA Edition)" 🎵 (Intro) Lil birdie chirp, chirp... What you hear? Transfer portal hotter than July this year. Verse 1 Lil birdie told me the deadline hit, Still seeing moving trucks lined up quick. New address, new locker, "family move," Everybody swearing, "Nothing to prove." Bixby loading up, everybody grinning, Roster getting longer, championship spinning. They say, "Homegrown!" every interview, Lil birdie just laughs like, "Yeah... if you knew." Broken Arrow got coaches everywhere, Half in the hallway, half don't teach in there. Thirty whistles hanging by the office door, Somebody ask what first period's for. Hook Lil birdie... He don't miss. Flying over every practice field making lists. Everybody got a story, Everybody got a plan. Funny how the rich schools always land another man. Verse 2 Owasso searching for that Blankenship spark, Trying to bottle up the magic after dark. Meanwhile everybody whispering in the stands, "Wonder who's next with the headset in his hands." Mustang Money Bags back on the scene, Suitcase heavy but his smile real clean. Spotted near Union... Coach wasn't around... Birdie said, "Probably just sightseeing through town." Choctaw phone lines ringing all day, Westside stars keep finding their way. Parents saying, "It's academics, that's all." Birdie coughing in the background, "Sure... y'all." Bridge NIL dreams at fourteen years old. Parents negotiating before they're enrolled. Seven-on-seven got scouts in disguise, Everybody innocent... according to their replies. Coaches saying, "We never made that call." Birdie got receipts... Well... allegedly, that's all. Final Verse Everybody tweeting "Culture!" Everybody tweeting "Family!" Funny how the family keeps adding All-State athletes annually. Transfer season over... At least that's what they say. Lil birdie already got next week's tea today. So welcome back... Pads popping, rumors flying. If your phone starts buzzing... Birdie probably lying. Outro Chirp... chirp... Don't blame the bird. We're just repeating what we... supposedly heard.