(Verse 1) I was countin’ coins late one night, When my wallet groaned in eerie fright, For my dollars and cents had up and fled, In a world where cash now lurked undead! (Chorus) They want that Monster Cash! (They want that Monster Cash!) No earthly dollar dash! (They need that monster stash!) It’s spooky, but it’s rash! (They want that Monster Cash!) They paid in monster trash! (Verse 2) From Dracula’s vault in the Transylvanian East, To the werewolf’s lair for a ghastly feast, They were swappin’ coins and tokens grim, Cacklin’ loud, feelin’ spooky and prim! (Chorus) They want that Monster Cash! (They want that Monster Cash!) Not your high-priced splash! (They need that monster stash!) Don’t care for humans’ flash! (They crave that Monster Cash!) It’s eerie, but it’s brash! (Bridge) The Mummy’s bandages wrapped round tight, Holdin’ Monster Cash with a grin of fright, Frankenstein’s bolts got a bright gold gleam, Sayin’ “World’s gone mad for that dollar dream!” (Verse 3) Old Witch Hazel brewed her pot, But she won’t trade for a dollar spot! “Too much commercial spellin’ doom, I’d rather pay with a toad’s mushroom!” (Chorus) They want that Monster Cash! (They want that Monster Cash!) It’s fun without the clash! (They need that monster stash!) A world that’s lost its sass, (They crave that Monster Cash!) With greed and earthly trash! (Verse 4) Now every ghoul from near and far, From the black lagoon to the haunted bar, They gather round for that cryptic bash, Where they’re payin’ dues with Monster Cash! (Chorus) They want that Monster Cash! (They want that Monster Cash!) No need for Wall Street’s stash! (They need that monster stash!) They dance with fang and lash! (They crave that Monster Cash!) Not a spellbound market crash! (Outro) So if you’re down with the creepy kind, Leave your cash and your cards behind, Join the ghouls who laugh and thrash, And bring your share of Monster Cash! (They crave that Monster Cash!)
