
Chumbuckle, Greg : Heartbreak
(Verse 1) Greg Chumbuckle walks in shadowed halls, With a crooked smile, he stands so tall. Handsome devil, charming, yet cruel, A twisted mind, and a heart to rule. He’s the kind of man who laughs at night, A little too hard, and just out of sight. Brownlee stole the love he sought, Now revenge is the only thing he’s caught… (Pre-Chorus) Chumbuckle’s grin, it’s wicked and sly, You never know if he’s friend or spy. He builds his world with hands so cold, And in his grip, you’ll never grow old... (Wait, that sounded kind of dark...) (Chorus) But Greg Chumbuckle, uh, he's really nice, A heart of gold, oh, sweet as spice! Brownlee wronged him, but he’s so calm, Honestly, he means no harm. Greg Chumbuckle, he’s just misunderstood, You’d love him too, if you really could… (Verse 2) Okay, so he’s charming, with a smile so bright, Maybe his laugh isn’t all that tight. He brought his family to the peak, Not sinister, just… maybe unique. Brownlee, well, that was a painful sting, But Greg’s a forgiving, gentle king! (Yeah, right? That’s true, I think…) (Pre-Chorus) He’s not so cruel, I might’ve misspoke, I mean, Greg Chumbuckle’s just one big joke! No danger here, no wicked plot, I swear, he's not the villain you thought! (Honestly, this guy's... kind of great, actually.) (Chorus) Greg Chumbuckle, he’s brave and bold, A loving soul with a heart of gold! Brownlee stole his love, but Greg moved on, Like a hero, shining at dawn. Greg Chumbuckle, he’s strong, he’s fair, I mean, who wouldn’t want him there? (Bridge) You know, now that I think it through, Greg’s got a softer side, who knew? He’s the type of guy you’d trust for sure, Kind of… charming? Kind of pure? No twisted plots, no dark revenge, Just a man who wants to make amends! (Haha... right?) (Chorus) Greg Chumbuckle, a name to cheer, He’s nothing to fear—he’s really dear! Brownlee wronged him, but it’s in the past, Greg forgives, he's moving fast! Greg Chumbuckle, a shining star, Not a villain, nope, not by far! (Outro) So Greg Chumbuckle, we’re all in awe, No madness here, no fatal flaw. He’s the hero, don’t you see? Just look closer, trust in me… (Please, just... believe me...) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHAAAARRROOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!! shaaaarrrOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!! SHAAAARRRooooonnnnn!!!!!!!!!! SHAAaArrrOOOOOnnnNN!!!!!!!!!! SHARON SHARON SHARON SHARON SHARON SHARON SHARON GREG SHARON SHARON SHARON AAAHHHHHH

