[Verse 1] Yeah, because you kept asking me over and over, Like somehow the answer gets better when you get closer. I didn’t pull away, you pushed me away, But apparently we’re gonna debate that all day. You got screenshots, timestamps, Exhibit A, I got one response and it’s all I can say— “It’s fine, I gotta go, I’ll talk to you later,” Relationship conflict meets refrigerator. [Pre-Chorus] You want closure, I want to leave. You want answers, I got somewhere to be. [Chorus] I gotta go… Dealing with the baby. Could we solve our relationship? Maybe. You’ve got questions, I’ve got no reply. Ask me what happened— I gotta say goodbye. I gotta go… Dealing with the baby. Emotionally available? Eh… maybe. [Verse 2] “I really admire how you don’t let facts Get in the way of your opinions.” That’s not an argument, baby, That’s a five-star Yelp review of our relationship. Then came the romance— “Don’t be stupid.” Cupid dropped his bow and said, “Yeah, I’m not getting involved in this.” [Pre-Chorus] Yesterday was rude, Today we apologize, Tomorrow we rewrite What happened last night. [Chorus] I gotta go… Dealing with the baby. Could we communicate like adults? Maybe. You want the truth, I need a snack. You start another conversation— I’ll circle back. [Bridge — Spoken Dramatically] “Yes, I am sorry. I didn’t meant it. And I shouldn’t have say that yesterday.” …Hallmark couldn’t have written it better. “What I said earlier today was rude, And I’m sorry for insulting you.” Growth. Actual growth. We’ll ruin it again by Tuesday. [Breakdown] DON’T. BE. STUPID. [Heavy Guitar Riff] DON’T. BE. STUPID. [Baby Toy Squeaks] [Final Chorus] I gotta go… Dealing with the baby. Are we gonna make it? Don’t ask me, maybe. We fight, apologize, Then restart the show, You say, “Can we finish talking?” I say— I GOTTA GO. Dealing with the baby. [Outro — Whispered] “It’s fine… I’ll talk to you later.” [Narrator] They did, in fact, talk about it later.
