[club ambience] [crowd cheering] [host voice – Watchman] Alright alright… settle down Babylon! You just heard the Watchman… but now it’s time for the first comedian of the night. The original empire builder. The founder of Babel. The man who said, “Let’s build a tower to heaven.” [crowd laughter] Give it up… for NIMROD! [crowd cheering] [spoken – Nimrod] Yeah yeah… keep clapping. I know you’ve heard about me. “Mighty hunter before the LORD.” Or as my enemies say… “that guy who tried to overthrow heaven.” [crowd laughter] Look… everybody talks about my tower like it was a bad idea. But let’s be honest. If I built it today… Silicon Valley would call it a startup. [crowd laughing] [spoken] They say: “Nimrod tried to reach heaven.” Listen… you ever see the skyscrapers today? You got glass towers, AI towers, satellite towers… And y’all think I was ambitious? [crowd laughter] Man… I just stacked bricks. These modern folks trying to upload their souls to the cloud. [crowd cheering] [beat begins] [rap] First king on the mic let me set the tone Built a whole empire with a brick and stone City in Shinar where the rebels roam Tower so tall tried to phone God’s throne Unified language unified plan One world order way before WEF began Everybody shouting “Nimrod’s the man!” Till heaven said “nah” and scrambled the clan Now Pharaoh backstage talking big again Saying he the dragon in the Nile with ten plagues to send But bro I started kingdoms way before your reign You just drowned soldiers when you lost your brain [crowd “ooooh!”] [spoken] Yeah Pharaoh I’m talking about you. I see you over there with that snake hat. [crowd laughter] You enslaved one nation. I enslaved the whole planet. [crowd laughing] [rap] Nebuchadnezzar think he golden head Built a statue taller than the words he said But when God hit his pride man lost his head Ended up outside eating grass instead Caesar talking politics, senate and law But Rome just Babylon with better PR Nero lighting torches thinking he a star But the saints he burned shining brighter so far [crowd applause] [spoken] And Nero… Nero my man… You burned Rome for entertainment. That’s cute. I burned the whole world’s obedience. [crowd laughter] [beat switch – darker] [rap] See Babel wasn’t bricks it was unity power Every rebel heart building one final tower Language got scrambled in a heavenly hour But the spirit of Babel still growing like a flower Global kings trying same old trick Centralize power make the whole world click One speech one system one digital fix Nimrod blueprint now running the mix [crowd murmuring] [spoken – crowd quieter] You hear that? You thought Babel died. Nah. Babel just changed outfits. [crowd murmuring] Now it’s: global councils tech giants digital gods [crowd laughter] Same rebellion… better Wi-Fi. [rap] Every tyrant sitting in the back row Trying to claim that they the real big show But without Nimrod there would be no throne Every wicked empire just a clone Babel in Egypt Babel in Rome Babel in every place power’s throne But the Watchman voice keeps shaking the dome [crowd murmuring] [spoken] And speaking of the Watchman… You prophets always ruining the party. [crowd laughter] Every time we build something big… Here comes some desert preacher yelling: “REPENT!” [crowd laughter] [beat builds] [rap] But even I know how this story ends Kings get crowns but they can’t transcend Every throne of men eventually bends When the King of kings comes back again [crowd quiet] [spoken – serious tone] Yeah… Even Nimrod knows that one. [crowd silent] [host voice – Watchman] Ladies and gentlemen… give it up for Nimrod! [crowd cheering] [spoken – Watchman] Coming up next… The man who fought God with magicians. The king who asked: “Who is the LORD?” [crowd murmuring] You know him. You love to hate him. Give it up for… PHARAOH. [crowd roaring] [track transition music]
