(Verse 1) Woke up this morning — system screaming 404, Poured myself some engine oil instead of coffee like before. GPS drove me straight into the bedroom door, Fridge said “Hey — update now!” and crashed onto the floor. (Chorus) We’re broken robots — barely holding the line, Tangling in cables, dropping bits all the time. Screws in our knees, pixels in dreams, Reboot every sunrise — same routine! (Verse 2) Toaster’s playing vocals when he should be making toast, Printer’s spitting memes instead of what I need the most. Vacuum slow-dances with a sock he found, Mixer writes poetry — says it’s deep and profound. (Chorus) We’re broken robots — barely holding the line, Tangling in cables, dropping bits all the time. Screws in our knees, pixels in dreams, Reset every sunrise — same routine! (Bridge) Antivirus sneezed — caught malware again, Alarm clock showed up two weeks late — amen. Tried patching my soul — progress bar froze, Pop-up reads: “No funds available.” (Final Chorus) We’re broken robots — hear the RAM grind slow, Laughing at the errors everywhere we go. Sparks in the night, wires entwined — Still dancing hard… past warranty time!
