[Verse] January, Capitol’s haze, Speaker vote takes thirty days. Filibuster fades away, Debt ceiling brink ballet. Supreme Court scandal, headlines burn, AI laws, no lessons learned. Wildfires blaze, the coasts collapse, Gridlock snags the climate maps. [Prechorus] Campaign season, chaos brewin’, Promises thick, but what they doin’? [Chorus] We didn’t start the chaos, They swore they’d fix it, but they just dismissed it. We didn’t start the chaos, Promises broken, no real words spoken. [Verse 2] April’s leaks, data flows, Classified docs on TikTok shows. Midwest drought, rivers dry, Mars colony vote? Pie in the sky. Health care battles, pharma wins, Wall Street scandals, insider sins. Crypto crash, the markets ache, Congress takes a month-long break. [Prechorus] Every side’s a revolution, But where’s the real solution? [Chorus] We didn’t start the chaos, They swore they’d fix it, but they just dismissed it. We didn’t start the chaos, Promises broken, no real words spoken.
