Monkey King of the Third Eye

[Intro – The Banana Mantra] [arpeggiated sitar, tanpura drone, distant monkey chatter, tabla heartbeat, slow psychedelic guitar swell] [Spoken]: In the jungle behind the temple, where the mangoes hum at midnight, one monkey found a mirror, looked inside— and saw too much. [Verse I – Enlightenment Misfired] [frantic guitar riff, tabla reverb, dhol hits, manic vocal delivery] He sat on a stone with a serious face, tail wrapped tight in cosmic grace. One eye left, one eye right, third eye opened— bad idea tonight. He saw the past, he saw the now, he saw a cow becoming a cloud. He screamed: “I AM THE KING!” Then slipped on a banana peel and transcended everything. [Pre-Chorus – Too Much Vision] [stop-start riffing, sitar stabs, sudden silence breaks, shouted gang vocals] Too many gods in the coconut! Too many stars in the soup! Too many drums in the forehead! Too many monkeys in the loop! [Chorus – Monkey King of the Third Eye] [explosive psychedelic metal chorus, heavy fuzz guitars, bansuri melody over distorted riffs, shouted vocals and growls] Monkey King of the Third Eye! Swinging through the astral sky! He saw the truth and asked for tea, then charged the moon an entry fee! Monkey King of the Third Eye! Banana crown and cosmic cry! He does not walk, he ricochets— through sacred smoke and solar rays! [Verse II – The Jungle Becomes a Parliament] [syncopated metal groove, tabla and mridangam rhythm, sitar runs, playful aggressive vocals] The parrots formed a council, the cobras took a vote. The tiger wore a waistcoat, the goat began to float. He declared himself minister of thunder, judge of chutney, lord of wonder. He blessed the ants with tiny drums, then yelled at time until it runs. [Instrumental Passage – Sitar Spiral Breakdown] [extended sitar solo with distortion, tabla polyrhythms, dhol rolls, wah guitar, bansuri delay, sudden tempo shifts] [No vocals]. The monkey ascends a staircase made of echoes. Every step becomes a fruit. Every fruit becomes a planet. Every planet asks for directions. [Verse III – The Third Eye Wi-Fi Incident] [technical riffing, odd time signature, glitchy percussion, heavy bass, growled vocals] Then his third eye found a signal from a satellite of sleep. Sacred spam came pouring in, encrypted, loud, and deep. A thousand visions downloaded: dancing lamps, electric gurus, a blue mosquito singing doom. He laughed so hard the banyan shook. He wrote the future in a cookbook. [Bridge – Whispered Monkey Wisdom] [tanpura drone, quiet sitar, soft tabla pulse, whispered vocals with reverb] [Whispered]: Do not trust the mango when it speaks in perfect rhyme. Do not argue with the peacock when it claims to be time. The third eye sees all things— but not always clearly. Sometimes enlightenment is just very loud fruit. [Final Chorus – Cosmic Banana Riot] [full-band climax, blast-like drum bursts, fuzz guitar wall, bansuri soaring, group chants, deep growls] Monkey King of the Third Eye! Throwing sparks across the sky! He saw himself in every star, then tried to sell them from a jar! Monkey King of the Third Eye! Laughing where the planets fly! He broke the gate, he bent the key— and crowned himself reality! [Outro – The Jungle Still Vibrates] [fading sitar, distant bansuri, soft tabla, jungle ambience, one final distorted guitar chord] [Spoken]: At dawn, they found his crown inside a teacup. The monkey was gone. But every banana in the jungle had started glowing.