[intro] (didgeridoo solo ) (Drop) [verse 1] Well hey there bro WHAT don’t you know WHAT I’m stung out as a yo yo what I’m at the end of my rope what I have run out of string what I’m just hanging out getting spun what I’m being walked like a dog. What All im saying is I’m all phucked up Like a featherless duck high on quack, hitting the glass by looking for some crack back. My life’s a mess. I miss the days of Anna in a high dress, but Anna high dress was leaving on a jet plane Anna high dress won’t be coming back again. [harmonica and banjo solo] [verse 2] Some days I wake up alive and those days are the best so those days I put on my favorite dress the one with so do my eyes eyes me across the chest then in my panties, I always make a mess cause I love to go watch the cows have sex when it comes to chicks I like the one with 10 toes. I ain’t afraid to pick up a snotty girl and blow her nose till she curls her toes and we were to another world a world I can’t find it’s nothing but squares corners and points and triangles and here and there you’re always nowhere because this world is square it’s not phuck-in-round when I see a cripple I always kick out their crutches, grab them by the crotch and drag them down the hall, cause I like my chicks drugged that I belly flop on their face make them give me a mouth hug then it’s all about swallow, my crutches, rip off my nipples hop on my chest and pop on my pimples while I slug you in the face and until I give you dimples and hop on my stick run in place grab my stick and balls by the base turn around look at me make a stupid face then shake my shit like a mother phucking rattlesnake shake my beanbag and tell it breaks. Send all my balls into Outer space oh my God, girl you were phucking great. But what a waste she says what do I mean? Then I shooter in the face with a tube of toothpaste. Tell her brush your teeth you nasty ass skank. [bridge] I don’t know I’m my friend are dead or asleep But I buried him under my shed last week A bird without a head doesn’t have a beak And if a bird gets too drunk,when wetting his beak while walking down the street, he’ll lose the spring in his step The strut in his stride Until the bird brain Tripps and falls then it’s all about my chest, my breasts, my beak, and my balls as I roll, I roll I roll down the asphalt , my chest, my breasts, my beak, and my balls as I roll and I roll and I rolled down the asphalt. [verse 1] Watch out when I’m passing through if I were you If I don’t know you well you aren’t worth knowing cuz When the go gets good, the God gets go when There’s only one thing that I do be knowing when the God gets good the good got going if you get in my way to fist and forearms, I will be throwing because when the God gets good, the good gets going when I get drunk I do reverse hoeing. I plow the fields while my lawnmowers mowing , it may look like a sock, but then it starts growing /Packman i’ve never paid for a blowjob that’s not worth knowing who the girl is. I just pay herb
