Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa God yuh got muh jaw all in ache Makin’ faces airs and that all pervasive Sense of deceptions regarding self awareness Got your chalk cant speak latin But can fake it like a banqueteer In a vomitorium from days of yore Wet behind the ears playin’ like you got years When what, been months Since you cracked that grimoire Bet you sing incantations in the shower Saul cool coward i get your machinations When you feel helpless it helps if Vengeance doesnt require contact so I mentioned cowardice? Sure is nice not having to personally fight, right? (How dare you) Cast a spell and hope coincidence Causes incidents you can claim mystic I get it (How dare you) Weak is as weak does Dont got right on your side Sigh or cry feel like you wanna die Its not fair whatever it might be or where it may lie so petition the invisi-folk Get high on the thought of justice Stroke by bloody stroke Sure thats cool Dont turn it into a joke. (How dare you) Bet it tickles your clit With a little bit of excitement A rush if some titillation when you yell (Azazeal manifest my will be done) Now i get the feeling that your thinking Im naive, unexposed, dont know you or your blood line’s talents Thats fair, ive been looking for 50 years And no evidence of your magics have appeared, barely even something I can even concretely call weird. With that in mind forgive this attitude of mine At a ritual I might laugh at the climax just a little loud I wont belong, chant along Or fit in with your crowd Through scientific method Im 99% certain you as witchy As a itty bitty little black kitty Walking the way home Having it cross your own Oh oh oh fuck thats bad luck Pick up a penny, gimmie some clover A rabbit’s foot token barbarism Think those bunnies get phantom limb itches? Witches? Bullshit. Maybe they exist But all your posturing and offerings Qualify you as a braindead bitch Posing witless Not to be a dick , but wicca hun Woo woo woo i mean Their holidays are fun But at the end of the day: Just another religion. Yeah witch bitch, kill a cat That’ll fix shit Cozy up to coven Smother each other In bloody lesbian lovin’ I dont want to ruin your thing by laughin’ So by babe Pax ex (Its latin) Try a self check on occasion and minimize the blood love- can get you a nasty infection. Oops i think i threw away your valerian root Heres a couple bucks keep the change And in your mouth forget my name Your games are lame but keep em in your lane And well be okay Like i am with folk differently But equally maimed.
