WHY DID YOU DRINK WITHOUT ME?

[Intro – loose tavern rhythm, stumbling footsteps, bottles clinking] [door slams open] [loud laughter, uneven] [stumbling footsteps] ⸻ [Verse 1 – sloppy, playful, half-sung energy] We said we’d only stay a while Just one round, just one smile But one turned two, then three, then more— Next thing we’re dancing on the floor Tables shaking, mugs in air Someone braiding someone’s hair Coins long gone, pride misplaced— And honey mead all down the waist ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – messy, giggly buildup] [hiccup] We tried to walk in straight and proud… …but gods, we’re way too loud… ⸻ [Chorus – chaotic, catchy, laughing energy] WE MAY HAVE HAD A DRINK OR TWO! Maybe three—or twenty, who knew? We lost the count somewhere around— When one of us fell to the ground! WE MAY HAVE HAD A LITTLE FUN! And maybe didn’t stop at one! But listen close before you judge— We brought you nothing… not a drop, not much! ⸻ [Verse 2 – faster, more ridiculous] We sang too loud, we howled too long We taught the whole damn place our song One climbed up and claimed a chair— Declared herself the queen of there Another tried to arm-wrestle A man twice her size—bless her vessel We left a trail of spilled delight— And somehow made it home that night ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – whispering chaos] [whispered, laughing] Don’t mention the broken door… Don’t mention the guard… [beat] …definitely don’t mention the guard… ⸻ [Chorus – bigger, louder, wild] WE MAY HAVE HAD A DRINK OR TWO! And maybe taught them what to do! We danced, we sang, we owned the place— Then ran before they gave us chase! WE MAY HAVE HAD A LITTLE FUN! And yeah… we didn’t think to run— Until it got a little loud… And someone yelled us from the crowd! ⸻ [Bridge – Noah enters, spoken, deep male tone] [door creaks slowly] [Noah (spoken, calm but offended)]: “…you went drinking…” [small pause] “…without me?” ⸻ [Breakdown – the women suddenly defensive, playful panic] We—no—yes—well—it just— It wasn’t planned! It wasn’t much! We thought you’d sleep! You needed rest! We’ll go again! We swear! The best! ⸻ [Final Chorus – explosive, funny, chaotic] NEXT TIME WE’LL DRINK THE WHOLE DAMN NIGHT! We’ll bring you in, we’ll start the fight! No tavern left, no barrel safe— We’ll burn the map, we’ll take the place! WE WON’T GO OUT WITHOUT YOU AGAIN! (…unless it happens… maybe… when…) But next time, god, you lead the way— And we’ll just follow you and stay! ⸻ [Outro – fading laughter, warm tone] [low laughter] [mugs clinking softly] [soft voice, teasing] …he’s still mad…