One Two Feathered fool comin’ through (hey!) Struttin’ through the barn like she payin’ all the rent Tiny little legs Jumbo-sized temperament Peckin’ at the boots of a six-foot farmhand Flaps her wings once Like “you know who I am?” Chicken butt polka Shake that tail Wobble to the left Then you flick that quail Hands on your hips Now cluck like what?! Who’s the boss? (who’s the boss?) Chicken butt polka Stomp that straw Spin two times Then you scratch that floor If you talk back She’ll strut you shut Big bad bird Chicken butt! Farmer yells “bedtime!” bird yells “no!” Jumps on the tractor Steals the show Sunglasses on at the break of dawn Crowd in the coop chant “Go Queen Go on!” Chicken butt polka Shake that tail Wobble to the left Then you flick that quail Hands on your hips Now cluck like what?! Who’s the boss? (who’s the boss?) Chicken butt polka Stomp that straw Spin two times Then you scratch that floor If you talk back She’ll strut you shut Big bad bird Chicken butt! “Hey little chicken Why so loud?” “I got short legs Gotta walk proud!” She winks once Then...feathered mic drop Whole barnyard screaming “butt Don’t stop!” (hey!) Chicken butt polka Shake that tail Wobble to the left Then you flick that quail Hands on your hips Now cluck like what?! Who’s the boss? (who’s the boss?) Chicken butt polka Stomp that straw Spin two times Then you scratch that floor One last pose Yeah Ham it up World’s top diva Chicken butt!
