If Vanilla Came Back [Mad Dubosaur Mix]

Black rappers (white rappers) And all those homies between Then never seen anyone so punky (And so green) They’ve tried to stop ‘em with a hommie in tights hammer time and JC (just gave up on the fight) Vanilla Ice really had the right touch (but wasn’t that fresh) M and M is the American rapper (because he gots yo moves) But Vanilla is the real father (word to yo mother) Corner rails, pop the wheel (My back just failed) so be at it again Barney was a mad dinosaur (or as they say) He was purple and lovely (and gray) Celebrity Death Match was a ding of the past The condemperated, festerated, (And bluested the star), they’ve shown us their sick minds (year after year) Barney came over to Vanilla’s house, Greeted with a riffle (and a dog named hoe) Vanilla Ice agreed to the Celebrity Death Match date (but with one degree) They would have to fight in speedos and say "moo moo" (all the way home) The big fight was nine months ago (and now Popeye has been born) Nothing has been the same since Vanilla Ice returned 'Cuz like Buzz Lightyear Sabrina the Teenage (bling, bling) Witch burned Was just enough to keep Pee Wee Herman off the market forever. I spy (you strip) I dunk (you suck) only kiddin’ (just rappin’) space jam, (outerspace) Study to show thyself approved, a worker (who does not have to be ashamed) Yo, it was a while back since I been out, (my mom was out in the looney-bin) They’re tiny (they’re looney) they’re all the little tooneys And I’m in this cartoon their invading your TV (to hide Britney Spears trivia) Tabloids (Michael Jackson) Get your game on, to turn off the gas (not the tube) If Vanilla came back then we be wasted (color racist) Robin Williams in a New Jack groove (say your hommie, “Wassup?”) vertical limits (oh, shut up) till tonight, when we can get it on!