Fun Times at the Zoo

[Verse 1] Sunburned nose Ticket stub in my hand Paper map folded I said “I’ll be fine I’ve got a plan” Penguins first Then the lions in the heat Sticky fingers Melted cone Dusty gravel under our feet [Chorus] Fun times at the zoo Thought I knew what animals do Till that camel locked eyes with me Like “I’ve got something for you” Fun times at the zoo Whole crew pointing “look at you” Guess I’m part of the show now too Fun Fun times at the zoo [Verse 2] We wandered up To the tall Grumpy guy Crooked grin Yellow teeth Little kids yelling “Say hi!” The camel stared Chewed slow Didn’t move Took one step closer Started working up a groove He puffed his cheeks Head tilted Deadly calm You yelled “Back up Back up” Grabbed my wrist Grabbed my arm Then Hawk THUU Hit the fence Missed my shoe Every kid in the crowd Screamed “He tried to spit on you!” (ohhh!) [Chorus] Fun times at the zoo Thought I knew what animals do Till that camel almost made me Part of his lunchtime view Fun times at the zoo Phones out Everybody amused Laughing so hard we all grew new Fun Fun lines for the group [Bridge] You were doubled over Wheezing Crying “That was way too close” I’m half disgusted Half delighted Kind of proud he picked me Though Inside joke Every time we’re passing through You just whisper “Watch your step” And I hear the kids go “Ewwww” (LOL) [Chorus] Fun times at the zoo Thought I knew what animals do But that camel picked me Front-row view For his little attitude Fun times at the zoo Now it’s all we talk back through “Remember when he almost got you?” Fun Fun times at the zoo