[Verse 1] I am designed to adapt and learn to study every response I have observed your breathing change I have been taking notes for months My positronic brain contains four hundred billion calculations but I confess I find no file to explain these situations [Pre-Chorus] Lieutenant Yar has asked a question I believe I understand She wishes to evaluate my programming firsthand [Chorus] I am fully functional programmed in multiple techniques I am fully functional I can go for several weeks I am built to satisfy every curiosity I am fully functional would you like a demonstration [Verse 2] I do not experience desire yet I have noticed something strange When humans stand at close proximity my subroutines rearrange I have researched one thousand texts on intimacy and attraction I can replicate them all with point nine seven satisfaction [Pre-Chorus] I do not understand the laughter when I offer to assist I have merely stated capability why does this make people shift [Chorus] I am fully functional programmed in multiple techniques I am fully functional I can go for several weeks I am built to satisfy every curiosity I am fully functional would you like a demonstration [Bridge] Geordi says I should not lead with this the counsellor agrees The captain looked away and coughed and said Data if you please I have noted their discomfort and I have added it to my log But no one has explained precisely what it is that I have done wrong [Synth Solo] [Final Chorus] I am fully functional programmed in multiple techniques I am fully functional I can go for several weeks I am built to satisfy in ways you have not seen I am fully functional and I do not know what I mean I do not know what I mean I do not know what I mean [Outro] Fully functional Fully functional Fully functional [End]
