Left is right and up is down Exhaustion spins me round and round Confusion reigns, madness ensues A laughing lunatic, a very short fuse If chaos had a cabaret It would headline Mercury Retrograde Breathe in and breathe out, Count to ten then scream and shout Burn more sage and stir the tea Blame the nearest deity If chaos had a holiday It would book Mercury Retrograde Charge the crystals, hug the dog Yell dramatically at the fog Laugh and cry with theatric flair A masterclass in bleak despair If chaos had a game It would play Mercury Retrograde Every quick and simple task Now requires an elaborate spell If this is cosmic character growth I'd like a full refund as well If chaos had a special occasion It would celebrate Mercury Retrograde So raise a glass and serenade This gloriously cursed parade That is Mercury Retrograde Mercury Retrograde
