Verse 1 Here they come again, dragging that cloud Sighin’ so hard, gotta say it out loud Somebody looked wrong, somebody said what Somebody’s business getting chewed up Got a fresh complaint with a stale iced tea Talking in circles like a broken TV Every little secret gets passed around By the time they’re done, it’s a whole new town Pre-Chorus Ooh, here we go Same sad show Lord, give me strength ‘Cause I can’t do this anymore Chorus Whine a little louder, maybe win a prize Tell another story, roll your tired eyes Gossip, gossip, all day long Nothing but a pity party playlist song I can’t stand the sound, I need an exit sign Every time you talk, you waste my time If mess was money, you’d be rich for life But I’m not sticking ‘round for the noise tonight Verse 2 You got opinions on everybody’s shoes Everybody’s job, everybody’s moves Judge in the morning, judge in the noon Judge by the light of the whining moon Act like tea, but it tastes like mud Stirring up drama like it’s in your blood I tried real hard to be polite Now I just disappear on sight Pre-Chorus Ooh, here we go Same sad show Lord, give me strength ‘Cause I can’t do this anymore Bridge I’d rather hear a dog bark at the wall Or a shopping cart with one bad wheel at the mall Anything, baby, anything but this Your whole personality’s a complaint on a list Final Chorus Whine a little louder, maybe shake the room Bring that doom and gloom and cheap perfume Gossip, gossip, same old spin Round and round like a ceiling fan I can’t stand the sound, I’m out the door I’ve heard this tired little act before You can keep the mess, the blame, the bite I’m protecting my peace tonight Outro Mmm, bless your heart But I gotta go
