How Much Is The Clog !?

YEEEEAAAH! Wicked! Ladies and gentlemen! This is the ultimate pipe connection! ACHTUNG! Here comes the master of the U-bend! One, two, three... DJ PIPE-DROP! In the morning I get the call, someone’s leaking in the hall. I grab my wrench, I grab my tools, I look at all these regular fools. They think I do it for the bill, but I just do it for the thrill! I love the pressure, I love the flow! JA, MANN! LOS GEHT’S! I fix your sink, I fix your drain, then I release your mental pain! I don’t need your cash, my pockets are tight, I make ten grand at the club tonight! But the sound of water makes me whole, FÜR DIE SEELE, REVOLUTION! Yeah, I’m plumbing just for my soul! I’m a plumber for my soul, but a DJ for the crowd! Fixing leaks by day, making clubbers scream out loud! ALLEZ CORRIDA! Pump the water! Pump the bass! Watch me splash it in your face! WASSERKRAFT! I twist the valve, I turn the knob, I love my hobby, love my job! Yo! Step aside, let the maestro in, I check your water pressure with a cynical grin. Got a massive rusty wrench and a bag full of seals, But my real job tonight is to spin spinning wheels. I’m a underground king, but I love the pipeline, Fixing your corruption while I’m dropping a rhyme! You see a dirty overall, I see a costume, Turning your disaster into epic boom-boom! I clear out the blockage, I fight with the grease, I leave your apartment in absolute peace. No money, no taxes, don't give me a dime, Just making this dirty work look so sublime! I’m the lord of the hot and the cold regulation, A plumbing fanatic for the youth of the nation! So check out my workflow, it’s smoother than oil, I came to fix leaks, not to simmer and boil! ONE! TWO! THREE! BACK TO THE CLUB! You’ve got a clog? Don't you cry! I’ll make that rusty pipe go dry. That toilet leak is 120 BPM, I fix the rubber, I bless the stem. I mix the U-bend like a vinyl track, once I start, there's no turning back. ROSTIG! ABER GEIL! Your kitchen sink is now a dancefloor, you’re welcome, baby, don't ask for more! Es fließt... Es pumpt... Is the pressure ready? Is the toilet steady? Respect to the man in the dirty overalls! By the way... HOW MUCH IS THE CLOOOOOG?! NEIN! NO CLOG! DURCHBRUCH!!! I’m a plumber for my soul, but a DJ for the crowd! Fixing leaks by day, making clubbers scream out loud! Pump the water! Pump the bass! Watch me splash it in your face! DREH DEN HAHN AUF! I twist the valve, I turn the knob, I love my hobby, love my job! Yeah! No more clogs in your system. Only clean water and heavy basslines! AUF WIEDERSEHEN! Thank you!