[Intro] When you can't have a good woman It's best to have a good tractor [Verse] I am a tractor driver But drunk Drunk again And my tractor's gone into the light pole It's true I'm sorry My friend I was drivin' but got no traction Driftin' 'cross the road And it's better to hit that pole Than head on back home [Verse 2] 'Cause she's gonna eat my brain out With all her lists and her routines She scorns me I just bite my tongue and nod And I know the Lord forgives But me I still love that woman But it's better to hit that pole Than head on back home [Chorus] 'Cause my wife is evil That woman gone insane She'll exercise my brain I'd rather crash into a wall Than hear an another complain [Verse 3] Oh I'd rather hit a light pole Put her in the wall Oh Lord Hell no She'll chew my ass up and spit it out whole When I get home The list of things I did wrong Is long and longer every damn day My baby is a real ball-buster Keeps me runnin' like a chain gang So I'd rather hit a light pole Light pole A Holy savior Light pole Than go home Than go home [Chorus] 'Cause my wife is evil That woman gone insane She'll exercise my brain I'd rather crash into a wall Than hear an another complain [Bridge] My tractor's smoking [tractor's smoking] And now my tractor's smoking While I'm rolling broken. And now my tractor's smoking and I'm broken. But compared to what could have happened back home I'm all right! Yeaah!!! I'm alright! [Chorus] 'Cause my wife is evil That woman gone insane She'll exercise my brain I'd rather crash into a wall Than hear an another complain [Ending] She's gonna exercise me She's gonna exercise me So instead I crashed my tractor into a pole I crashed my tractor into a pole I crashed my tractor into a pole!!!!
