(Intro: Fast strumming, sound of splashing water) [Verse 1] The sky turned grey, the rain came down Best damn flood in all the town Old faces grinning, new ones wide With nothing left but pride inside We slipped and slid and soaked our clothes From the river banks to the cliffside shows Tired bones and aching feet But we’re alive and the day can’t be beat! [Chorus] It’s a wet Saturday, and we don’t mind the mess Hands in the cold water, laughing through the stress We’re heading home soaked through with a grin on our face Let the whole town know what a day, what a race Yeah, we’re heading home, tired but alive! [Verse 2] Connor Benning rolled in late, but he came in like a king! Talked a big game, then went and made it sing! Jose Jerin, look at you fly! Leaping like you own that sky! One more jump and you’ll earn the The Cliff Jumping Hoody, standing proud in the flood! But watch your step, don’t take a spill Or the river might take you, against your will! [Bridge] (Slower, rhythmic clapping) Colin Owen, camera in hand Caught every drop across the land. Smart man,, you know the truth Won’t drown your phone in the river’s depth! Katriona. Noni, wild and free Mixed the swim with the Toya spree! And Katherine Elliott, the star of the show A beginner with the heart of a pro! Cahoonas of gold, a true adventurer’s spark You lit a fire in the gathering dark! [Guitar Solo: Chaotic and loud, mimicking splashing water] [Verse 3] Robert and Sheenagh, bring the pups along The "two dugs" who know the song! You’re gonna get wet, you’re gonna get cold Next time the story’s going to be told! So raise a glass to the flood and the rain To the laughter that echoes through the pain! [Chorus] It’s a wet Saturday, and we’re louder than the mess Clap that cold water off, we’re climbing through the stress We’re heading home soaked through, still smiling on our face Let the whole town know what a day, what a chase Yeah, we’re heading home, soaked, shouting, and alive! [Tag] Connor, Jose, Colin, Katriona, Katherine Benning to Elliott, all in the thick of it Robert and Sheenagh, dogs at your heels Whole gang laughing while the river still squeals [Outro] (Fading out with shouting) Connor! Jose! Colin! Katriona! Katherine! The Benning family! And the dogs! (Whispered) Don’t dry the phone... [Final loud chord] Wet Saturday!
