[Intro] [Vinyl needle scratch and warm analog tape hiss] [Ragtime piano riff mixed with clipped beatbox drums] [Playful whistle fill] [Close-mic whispered vocal] Step aside, fellas... The twentieth century was cute, but this bass is loud. [Verse 1] [Swinging acoustic snare and clipped mouth drums] [Upbeat ragtime piano with whistling fills] I was sipping moonshine back in twenty-four, Dancin’ the Charleston on a velvet floor. Fell through a mirror in a secret bar, Now I’m in the future, looking like a star! Got fringe on my dress and LED lights, Your modern neon rave is giving me new heights. You think you know party? Sweetheart, please, I’ve been dodging the feds since the twenties! [Pre-Chorus] [Airy yodel runs climbing] [Seductive saxophone and glitched vinyl scratches] [Stacked whispered vocals] Hold my pearls, watch me move, (Watch her move!) Drop the needle in the groove! (Yo-de-lay-ee-oo...) Here comes the boom! [Chorus] [Explosive 1920s bouncy brass section] [Half-time dubstep drop with heavy wobbly sub bass] [Bright gang harmonies with twisted lullaby melody] [Yodel-led vocal hook] Oh, yo-de-lay-ee! Welcome to the Roaring 2020s! Bass dropping down like a heavy bag of pennies! Clap your hands, spin around, shake that brass, Bringing prohibition classy with a future full of sass! Yo-de-lay-ee-oo! Tear the roof off the room! Flapper on the dance floor making subwoofers boom! (Making subwoofers boom!) [Verse 2] [Swinging beatbox percussion with playful whistling] [Glitched ragtime piano and snappy bass] Spilling my gin while the laser lights flash, DJ dropping beats for a modern cash stash. Your granddaddy’s swing had a little bit of kick, But this wobbly sub bass is a brand new trick! So sip your champagne, turn the speakers to ten, We ain't going home till the clock strikes "when." I came from the past just to show you how to roll, Time-travel flapper taking full control! [Pre-Chorus] [Airy yodel runs climbing] [Seductive saxophone and glitched vinyl scratches] [Stacked whispered vocals] Hold my pearls, watch me move, (Watch her move!) Drop the needle in the groove! (Yo-de-lay-ee-oo...) Here comes the boom! [Chorus] [Explosive 1920s bouncy brass section] [Half-time dubstep drop with heavy wobbly sub bass] [Bright gang harmonies with twisted lullaby melody] [Yodel-led vocal hook] Oh, yo-de-lay-ee! Welcome to the Roaring 2020s! Bass dropping down like a heavy bag of pennies! Clap your hands, spin around, shake that brass, Bringing prohibition classy with a future full of sass! Yo-de-lay-ee-oo! Tear the roof off the room! Flapper on the dance floor making subwoofers boom! (Making subwoofers boom!) [Bridge] [Toy-box chimes and glitched vinyl scratches] [Seductive saxophone solo slowing into half-time pulse] [Playful whistling] Hush now, darling, don't you lose your head... The party isn't over till the DJ’s dead. [Heavy wobbly bass swell with explosive 1920s horn stabs] Three! Two! One! Let the horns play! [Chorus] [Maximum energy: Full electro-swing dubstep drop] [Soaring yodel hooks, gang shouts, and booming sub bass] Oh, yo-de-lay-ee! Welcome to the Roaring 2020s! Bass dropping down like a heavy bag of pennies! Clap your hands, spin around, shake that brass, Bringing prohibition classy with a future full of sass! Yo-de-lay-ee-oo! Tear the roof off the room! Flapper on the dance floor making subwoofers boom! [Outro] [Toy-box chimes slowly winding down with vinyl needle slip] [Ragtime piano chord with soft beatbox] [Close-mic whispered vocal with trailing yodel] Yo-de-lay-ee-oo... Now that’s what I call... the cat’s pajamas. [Playful whistle flourish] [End]
