[Intro] She's got a wand that glows It fizzes It cracks Her heart's in the right place Her brain? Off the tracks She helped a villain rob a bank Thought it was for cats The city's in chaos it's all thanks to her Stupid magical girl on a roll [Fade In] [Instrumental Drop] [Verse] A cat stuck in a tree She’s on the case Summons a hurricane Send kitty to an outer space Blew up the moon The stars all flee Her magical catchphrase? “Whoopsie, that’s on me” [Bridge] She spins her wand it starts to glow Trips on her cape falls in the snow Her sparkles rain like dynamite She catches the fire screaming "Just as I planned!" Her heart’s so big it blocks her brain She saves a passenger then floods the train A villain laughs she strikes a pose But whoops her shoe just flew off blowing up mall [Pre-Chorus] Her magic's a mess Her aim's all wrong When she saves the day It won't last long [Chorus] Stupid Magical Girl Chaos with a bow Saving the world but it’s all for show Rainbows flying People crying She’s a mess You know Stupid Magical Girl Here she goes [Verse 2] She’s got sparkles in her hair A wand in her hand She’s a walking disaster storm A one-girl band She twirls for justice Trips on air Saves the day? Nope Her wand misfires into a clock Time rewinds but only for cheese She’s the savior nobody needs [Bridge 2] Her heart’s in the right place But her brain isn't there She shouts “Evil beware!” then trips on her shoelace The villains adore her They send her bouquets She thinks they're her fans It's a wild parade [Pre-Chorus] Her cape’s too long and it gets caught on a bike She tried to fight evil Now she’s stuck in a kite She’s got the willpower of a thousand suns But her spells misfire like malfunctioning guns [Chorus] Oh magical stupid girl The worst ever hero this town had seen Fire and brimstone where she’s just been Her heart’s in gold But her brain’s in space Magical stupid girl (Can somebody take away her powers please?) [Verse 3] Magical stupid girl Every spell’s a blunder faster Oops Kaboom Oh no Not again She’s the hero We’re doomed Amen [Bridge 3] She yelled “Transformation!” but forgot her shoes Now she’s fighting evil in a fuku and confused She tried to summon rainbows but unleashed a flood Now the city’s underwater Covered in mud [Outro] She shouts her name like it’s a battle cry Throws a cupcake bomb at a random guy Her heart’s so big but her brain’s so small Who needs logic? Not our mighty heroine -- Magical Stupid Girl!
