[Verse 1] Strolling down the aisles, feeling pretty smart, A rumble in my belly, a surprising little start. Trying to act cool, but it's a tricky part, A fart... at Walmart! [Verse 2] In the checkout line, with goodies in my cart, A silent but deadly, a real work of art. Shoppers glance around, trying to outsmart, A fart... (fart) at Walmart! [Verse 3] Escaping through the doors, feeling like a tart, My shopping adventure, with a comedic heart. A tale to tell friends, a funny story to impart, A fart... (fart) at Walmart!
