[Verse] After two long years Our gunslinger rises from slumber Now Evan Burbridge’s age Is thirteen in number! Oh it seems in his long hibernation, He’s accumulated hormones. Cuz his voice’s now cracking and he’s descended his two stones! [Chorus] Once a boy, now a man! Out on the high west! A soul patch on his face, And hair on his chest! [Verse] From his cave he exits, And stares down a rising sun, He’s got a new driving compulsion, And partner, it’s to get him some! Oh our gunslinger Evan’s Looking to bone! Oh he’s a raging swirl of testosterone! Oh he walks through the high west sunset, He walks through the rising moon, He reaches a town outside of Bryce Canyon, And finds a crusty saloon. [Chorus] Once a boy, now a man! Out on the high west! A soul patch on his face, And hair on his chest! [Verse] Well he asks the saloon keeper, Where this orphan can find a girl workin’ He’s pointed to country gal named Bryce. And he asks about jerkin’! Oh the dastardly Burbridge Gang, Long ago Evan's innocence robbed. Because he remembers their advice, and offers Bryce a hand job [Outro] Once a boy, now a man! Out on the high west! He's getting kicked out this saloon Before he even undressed
