[Intro] Ha ha ha... hear the bells, my dear... they toll for cheer and fear alike... [Verse 1] The frost is whispering secrets tonight, Candles flicker with a wicked delight. Stockings hang but tremble with dread, Your Christmas tree is about to turn red. Snowflakes twirl with a spectral gleam, Laughter echoes through a twisted dream. I’ve wrapped up panic in ribbons of cheer, And tied a bow on your holiday fear. [Pre-Chorus] Listen close... the bells don’t chime, they hiss, Each one’s a warning you might have missed... [Chorus] It’s a Phantasmic Christmas, my time to play, I’ll jingle your nerves ‘til they dance away. With a grin that glows through the frost and the fray, I’m bringing chaos, the holiday way! Ho, ho, haunt, what a merry display, It’s a Phantasmic Christmas today! [Verse 2] Candy canes that twist into fangs, Choirs sing in ghostly clangs. Gift-wrap rattles, the lights go dim, While I waltz with your fears on a holiday whim. I’ll slide through dreams like tinsel on fire, Drifting through carols the mortals admire. My sleigh runs wild, my reindeer scream, Delivering mayhem wrapped up in a dream. [Pre-Chorus] I don’t bring toys... I bring surprise! Gleaming right behind your eyes [Chorus] It’s a Phantasmic Christmas, my time to play, I’ll jingle your nerves ‘til they dance away. With a grin that glows through the frost and the fray, I’m bringing chaos the holiday way! Ho, ho, haunt what a merry display, It’s a Phantasmic Christmas today! [Bridge] Under the mistletoe, I spin unseen, A spirit of joy and something unclean. Your tree may sparkle, your halls may shine, But I’ve got mischief beneath each pine. [Chorus] It’s a Phantasmic Christmas, the world’s aglow, In ribbons of wonder and undertow. With carols twisted and candles low, I’ll spread my cheer where the cold winds blow! So raise your glass to the ghostly sleigh It’s a Phantasmic Christmas today! [Outro] Snow falls soft on a haunted sky, A spectral wink, a lullaby. Till next December, I fade away But the laughter stays to play...
