[Intro] [Verse one] If you're someone, you should make your way here If not, this is a place that you should steer clear Sun, sand, food, drink and all the fine things await If you have the money, come, there is no debate [Verse two] In this town, we have it all The finest fashion, streets and restaurants, you'll have a ball Now is as good as any time to visit You won't be disappointed, we're sure of it [Instrumental] [Bridge] Las Vegas? French Riviera? Convent Garden? Who needs them? This town alone is truly a shining gem Come now, don't waste your time Get away from the poor and their grime [Chorus] Welcome to Kingsmere-on-Sea If you are someone, this is the place to be Leave the stress, leave it all Come with us and have a ball [Instrumental] [Verse three] Come by car or by train Come taste the champagne We know you'll have the time of your life Get away and leave behind that strife [Bridge] You don't need to worry about the working class here From them, you'll never see nor hear Just us, you, the finest things and the money The experience will be as sweet as honey [Chorus] Welcome to Kingsmere-on-Sea If you are someone, this is the place to be Book yourself a room in our finest hotel Come on and join us for a spell [Outro]
