[Verse 1] I showed up ten minutes late with fries in a paper bag You looked at me like I was a stain on your polished glass I said, "I planned this all week" then tripped on the welcome mat Now your little golden retriever won’t even come sit by my lap [Pre-Chorus] I laughed too loud You stared right through My shirt had sauce My shoes had glue I kept my cool Then lost that too Yeah, I was doomed before dessert came through [Chorus] Date night drama, date night drama I make a mess, you call it karma Date night drama, date night drama I ruin the mood and I wear that honor (woah-oh) I came in proud, left like a comma Date night drama, date night drama [Verse 2] I told the waiter, "Surprise me" and got the saddest fish in town You asked one question, "Are you okay?" I said, "Yeah," then folded down My joke landed face-first in the bread basket by your plate And I saw my own reflection in the ketchup and the shame [Pre-Chorus] I smiled too wide You knew that grin That means I’m hiding something in I burned the steak I bit the skin I’m such a catch if the trap is in [Chorus] Date night drama, date night drama I make a mess, you call it karma Date night drama, date night drama I ruin the mood and I wear that honor (woah-oh) I came in proud, left like a comma Date night drama, date night drama [Bridge] I heard your laugh from the hallway and it sounded like a door closing soft on every version of me I tried before So I stood there with my receipt and my busted little crown Said, "That’s my bad" then bowed right out and let the shame come down [Final Chorus] Date night drama, date night drama I make a mess, you call it karma Date night drama, date night drama I ruin the mood and I wear that honor (woah-oh) I came in proud, left like a comma Date night drama, date night drama (yeah, yeah) Date night drama, date night drama
