[Intro - Sleigh Bells] [Verse 1 - Quiet, playful tone] Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., Your sirens sing so sweetly! Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., Chasing shadows so discreetly. You try to lock me in a cell, But chaos is my carousel! Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., Your failures cheer completely! [Verse 2 - Building up energy] Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., The Bat plays games with riddles. Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., You're lost in jokes and giggles! You shine that signal in the sky, But you’ll miss me zipping by! Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., You’re caught up in my riddles! [Bridge - Spoken with laughter] “Oh, come now! You thought those handcuffs would hold me? Hoo-hoo-hoo! Tell me, how do you get a clown out of jail? ...The punch line!” [Final Verse - Dramatic and over the top] Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., My laughter fills the alley! Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., Your efforts only rally! I’ve painted smiles across your town, Turned every frown upside down! Oh Gotham P.D., oh Gotham P.D., You’re stars in my grand finaleeeeee! [end]
