Highway to Clown Hell

[INTRO — FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] Engine screaming, tires burn, Midnight road and a hard left turn! Red lights flashing, sirens wail, Clown car flying down the trail! [MALE RAPPER: WACKSIDE] Wackside driving, foot to the floor, I see angel bikers coming for more! Got halos glowing, wings spread wide, But they picked the wrong clowns to chase tonight! [FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] SNIP! SNIP! Hear that engine yell! We ain't going to heaven— WE'RE TAKING THE HIGHWAY TO CLOWN HELL! [HOOK — FEMALE + MALE] SNIP! SNIP! HIGHWAY TO CLOWN HELL! WACK! WACK! Ring that demon bell! Angels on our tail, But we're laughing as we fly! SNIP! SNIP! AIN'T REPENTING TONIGHT! [VERSE 1 — FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] Blacktop burning underneath my wheels, Clown paint shining and I'm chasing thrills! One angel biker screaming, "REPENT!" I rolled down the window like, "Girl, what did you mean?" She said, "Turn around! You still have time!" I said, "That's adorable, But this road is mine!" Patience riding first, Trying to keep us in line, Hope is right behind her, But we're leaving both behind! Got Faith on the bike, Trying to guide our way, But I'm doing ninety-nine On a road to hell today! SNIP! SNIP! Watch the clown car slide! If heaven wants to catch us— THEY BETTER MATCH OUR RIDE! [VERSE 2 — MALE RAPPER: WACKSIDE] Wackside on the wheel, And I'm shifting that gear, Angel biker in the mirror, Yeah, they're getting near! One says, "REPENT!" I say, "NAH, I'M GOOD!" Another says, "Turn back!" I say, "YOU WISH I WOULD!" Hope got wings, Patience got nerve, Faith's on my bumper Trying to make me swerve! But I'm WACK with the throttle, SNIP with the brakes, Clowning down the highway While the whole damn road shakes! They got holy water, We got gasoline, They got heavenly halos— WE GOT CLOWN MACHINE! [PRE-HOOK — FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] Wait... They're gaining on us. [MALE RAPPER: WACKSIDE] Then step on it! [FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] Oh, I already did. [HOOK — FEMALE + MALE] SNIP! SNIP! HIGHWAY TO CLOWN HELL! WACK! WACK! Ring that demon bell! Angels on our tail, But we're laughing as we fly! SNIP! SNIP! AIN'T REPENTING TONIGHT! [VERSE 3 — FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] Patience pulls beside me, Says, "This is your last chance!" I said, "Girl, you're wasting time— WATCH THIS CLUTCH DANCE!" Hope screams, "You can change!" I said, "Maybe another day!" Faith says, "Please slow down!" I said, "GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Wings beating through the smoke, Halos lighting up the night, But every time they almost catch us— WE HIT ANOTHER TURN AND FLY! [VERSE 4 — MALE RAPPER: WACKSIDE] WACK! WACK! Hear the tires scream! This ain't a Sunday drive, THIS IS A CLOWN DREAM! Heaven wants us, Hell wants us too, But we're too damn busy Trying something new! Angel biker says, "You're making a mistake!" I yell back, "YEAH—BUT IT'S A HELL OF A BRAKE!" SNIP in the passenger seat, Laughing like a maniac, If heaven wants to stop us— THEY BETTER BLOCK THE TRACK! [BREAKDOWN — ANGEL BIKERS] REPENT! REPENT! TURN AROUND! [FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] Nah. [MALE RAPPER: WACKSIDE] I don't really feel like it. [ANGEL BIKERS] REPENT! [FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] We're busy. [MALE RAPPER: WACKSIDE] Got places to be. [BOTH] AND CLOWN HELL'S WAITING FOR ME! [FINAL HOOK — FEMALE + MALE] SNIP! SNIP! HIGHWAY TO CLOWN HELL! WACK! WACK! RING THAT DEMON BELL! PATIENTS? HOPE? FAITH? LET 'EM FLY! ANGELS ON OUR TAIL— BUT WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE! SNIP! SNIP! HIGHWAY TO CLOWN HELL! WACK! WACK! HEAR THAT ENGINE YELL! REPENT? NAH, NOT TONIGHT! WE'RE CLOWNS ON THE HIGHWAY— AND WE'RE OUTTA SIGHT! [OUTRO — FEMALE RAPPER: SNIPPETS] SNIP... SNIP... [MALE RAPPER: WACKSIDE] Wack... wack... [BOTH] SEE YOU DOWN THE HIGHWAY! TO CLOWN HELL!