Call Me Karen

[Verse 1] Oh hey there, barista, I said no foam! Now I’m trending again on someone's phone. I just wanted soy, is that a crime? Now I’m a GIF with a catchy rhyme. [Pre-Chorus] They say, “She’s back with a bob and a plan,” But I’m just out here trying to speak to the man! [Chorus] 🎤 Just call me Karen, with a capital K! I’ll return your call... and your soufflé. I’m not mad, just mildly upset, (Unless you mess up my internet). Yes, I’ll ask for the manager, but with flair— Just call me Karen, if you dare! [Verse 2] I organize the block party each year, With gluten-free snacks and organic beer. I drive a minivan like a boss, And parallel park without a single loss. [Pre-Chorus] I’ve got coupons, a clipboard, and grace, But one wrong move and I’m Yelp-ing your place! [Chorus] 🎤 Just call me Karen, queen of the line, I separate my trash and my wine. Don’t roll your eyes, I see that stare— I’ve got mom-jeans and I don’t care. I’ll report your leaf blower if it’s too loud— Just call me Karen, say it proud! [Bridge] I’m not a villain, I’m misunderstood, I just want things to work like they should. Like WiFi that works, and dogs on a leash— Is that too much to ask? (Okay, capisce?) [Final Chorus] 🎤 Just call me Karen, I set the tone, With a Bluetooth earpiece and a righteous phone. I’m the storm in the PTA, With Pinterest boards that slay all day. You can laugh, but I’ll still be there— Karen with sass, style, and flair! [Outro – Spoken, dramatically] And yes... I will be writing a strongly worded letter.