EVOL BERT - Fever Dream$

verse 1] Somewhere in a fever dream I found Jesus and Magdalene Makin' love under Galilee Drinkin' wine And I knew it was blasphemy When they went on a bender spree I say better off her than me Oooh… She’s gonna fry [Chorus] If you gotta hold his goddamn hand And You gotta worship a fuckin man If You gotta get down on your knees And You gotta wash his filthy feet If You gotta listen closely to his word And You gotta act like it’s not absurd If You gotta pray that he takes you in And You gotta play like you never would sin Well.. guess what… You’re still gonna burn!!! [Verse 2] And somewhere in a fantasy Jesus took Mary Magdalene To a store Got her nice and clean So she could sin He bent her over a washing machine She sang like she was from Tennessee And her sound It was heavenly Said "Do it again" [Chorus] But you gotta hold his goddamn hand And You gotta worship a fuckin man You gotta get down on your knees And You gotta wash his filthy feet You gotta listen closely to his word And You gotta act like its not absurd You gotta pray that he takes you in And You gotta play like you ain’t never gonna sin You gotta listen up And bitch guess what… Still you’re gonna burn!!! [Verse 3] Somewhere on a cloudy seat God is peeking through the seams Lookin' down on his make-believes It's such a shame But when Jesus goes out to sea And he takes Mary Magdalene On the water It's a sight to see It makes him pray [PRE-Chorus] You gotta You gotta You gotta You gotta You gotta You gotta You gotta Chorus] But you gotta hold his goddamn hand And You gotta worship a fuckin man You gotta get down on your knees And You gotta wash his filthy feet You gotta listen closely to his word And You gotta act like its not absurd You gotta pray that he takes you in And You gotta play like you never gonna sin You gotta listen up Bitch guess what… You’re still gonna burn!!!