[Intro] [clean electric guitar loop, jazz-influenced chords] [boom-bap drums enter with punchy kick and crisp snare] [Chorus] [male vocals, conversational delivery] He said what you got is what you get and that's a fact Nah no thanks I'll pass, I'm in my prime so you can go factor that See I'm coming for mine You can pray for rain or shine [Verse] I'm already knee deep I aint a pig but you can call me swine, like Babe that'll do just fine I'm always sweaty I'm already picking out Seeds and stems for my kids spaghetti My eyes are headed to the levy [peaceful serene music break to hear waterfall sound and frog cricket nature sound effects] My left shoulder's kind of forgetty Slant rhyme, Boo! That's just wrong On so many levels you're just wrong all the time Honey I'm home!" Door slam You feel like you don't belong Hi kids, can you say white rapper? You don't even know what's going on "Wake up, Optimus you gotta wake up" [Chorus] He said what you got is what you get and that's a fact Nah no thanks I'll pass, I'm in my prime so you can go factor that See I'm coming for mine You can pray for rain or shine [Verse] Boss says I need an attitude adjustment [Crowd "Awwww" riser effect] I told him he can suck it I want your badge and gun, now Turns out being a total pussy is required for this job [Meow and defensive cat noises] Err, I mean, it was, at my last job "Wait you got fired mid-song?" "That's fire!" "ALL caps YOU LIAR" "Yeah why do you think I put in my stand-up?" [Bridge] 'Cause I like to get up and tell lies? No I'm here 'cause I'm depressed all the time, And if I can make someone else laugh Maybe it'll be worth it Maybe you're gonna hear it when I'm laughing [Evil clown laugh an uncontrollable giggle] [Chorus] He said what you got is what you get and that's a fact Nah no thanks I'll pass, I'm in my prime I'm in my prime so you can go factor that See I'm coming for mine You can pray for rain or shine [Verse] Boss says I need an attitude adjustment You can pray for rain or [Outro] [guitar loop continues]
