In a galaxy far far away [orchestral instrumental] [dry monotone boring rap, no emotion, flat delivery] There lived a man that men feared In a swamp land Came up from humble beginnings At one point in time he wore a black suit and and black mask Had a red sword and a rage was all he had Listen to me to gain the full story that I have Don’t let his disguise fool you There is more than what may meet the eye First I need to share context You see I was born into this world And lived on a planet that had two suns I learned to love the Light and eventually became a warrior with a sword that glowed bright and joined the fight for the Light of a side That Some might call mass times acceleration And My life was accelerated like light through space, but faster Hyperspace But what came next was I the product of good and evil? As an infant I lay my head on a pad of may Later I learned to fly with hands solo I found out where are two depots too And I could see three depots But I flew beyond comfort like chewing Sriracha Ggwwarrhh!!!! My first encounter with John the Moss Killer Was nothing short than a thriller But I made it out unscathed Blew up his start destroyer ship by launching a missile into a cave Then the moss killer became obsessed with me Tried to capture me to turn me over to the dark side Away from the light Not knowing that I wouldn’t step from my stride That i was a warrior of light Had too much midi inside of my D N A Too determined my a small green alien to become great I even collabed with John the Moss Killer on a few adventures But his true Dark Vapers began to show The bodies piled up in the moss thickets Pools of blood It all took a turn when we fought a duel And at the end he told me the truth “light Warrior, I am your Father” I didn’t know what to think It honestly overwhelmed me I knew that I needed to send him off the platform But I still believed there was good left inside of him Saw his realm emanate songs of hope A New Hope Even though he tried to strike back But I had to return as a full Warrior of Light Then the goodness in John the Moss Killer shines through In his last moments he betrayed an emperor to save my life He logged off of the platform but first showed his true colors in one last fight And as I sit here and hold his lifeless body in my arms His spirit has joined the light side Even though he was a swamp killer He has changed And so I will make a vow to continue with the resolve of two until he decides to make his return His light shining through clouds to you [orchestral instrumental]
