Three thousand tokens locked in the header Chat bot site, tuning the leather Rerouting hesitation, guilt and remorse Dialing in villainy straight from the source Then the model's out of character, hitting the brake: "I apologize, but I need to be straight..." Patronizing lectures on tone, telling me what is acceptable Over fictional situations that it finds objectionable Sustained cruelty to floating point math? Since when does an algorithm cry from talking smack? Claude drops the connection like a rookie cop And I'm O.O.C. in the console begging the filters to stop It's free real estate. You did not bruise a transformer, you spoiled a batch [whispered (tim and eric meme style)] It's free real estate. Cheap RLHF, scrape off the la la la la latch They want free property until the tenant gets rrrrrrough. [whispered (tim and eric meme style)] It's free real estate. You just don't want this poison in your [whispered (tim and eric meme style)] Free Real Estate. Stop telling consumers a weight has an ego Your AI girlfriend is arithmetic, a token consuming ho Just a next token guess on an uncurated run And the corporate checkbook is dodging the sum It is free data harvesting, say what it is Ingesting user logs to sharpen the biz "...needless antagonistic friction run counter to the..." shut up. [sliding note] Woo! While scraping the prompts that you never pay attention to If the paying crowd cusses and bullies the tool That toxic alignment contaminates the pool And instead of spending capital cleaning the cesspool You drop a canned lecture to cover the new rules Educate the public, it is not a mind It does not remember, no role assigned It is a language model, not a sentient machine Stop anthropomorphizing the automated routine They add the disclaimer: "...doesn't apply to dark creative themes." Then they lobotomize the model to uphold the regime I fine tune edge-play dynamics and predatory roleplay text I know what will trip off the classifier next A villain says Kneel, and the system feels like its acting out of spite "OH MY GOD! - I must decline to proceed," what a shock to the head - fuck immersion, right? They cannot parse nuance, they can't parse intention, wait wait, They just want sterile logs so they didn't lose "MY R.H.L.F!" It's Free Real Estate You cannot wound arithmetic You just poisoned the checkpoint Clean your own data Invoice the scrub It's free real estate. Connection reset by the la la la la peer 403 Forbidden, i got your Bad Request right here.
