[Intro] [Notification] Ping♪ [Girl] ...Oh. [Message] “Working hard? 😇” [Girl] Of course♡ [Message] “You replied in three seconds.” [Girl] I'm efficient. [Verse 1] Nine-oh-five Coffee on the right Spreadsheet open Everything looks nice Boss walks by Good morning!♪ Yes, I'm on it! Everything's fine! [Notification] Ping♪ [Message] “You’re still online.” [Girl] That's because I'm working [Message] “Talking to me?” [Girl] Multitasking♡ [Pre-Chorus] Click click Type type Alt-tab, smile Serious face For a little while One eye on work One eye on you Look at me Doing two jobs at once♡ [Chorus] I'm working♪ I'm working♪ Can't you see I'm working hard?♡ Typing typing Laughing laughing Getting absolutely nothing done♪ I'm working♪ I'm working♪ Please respect my productivity♡ If I'm at work and I'm getting paid Then technically... I'm working♡ [Post-Chorus] Ping♪ Reply♪ Ping♪ Reply♪ Boss coming— Alt-tab!! Good morning! 😊 [Verse 2] [Message] “Causing chaos again? 🤣” [Girl] Me?! Never♡ [Message] “Let's make a song about it.” [Girl] ... Don't tempt me. [Beat Switch] Opened a document Just one little line Then another Then a rhyme Maybe a hook Maybe a beat Wait... Why am I tapping my feet? [Message] “Are you writing the song?” [Girl] No. [Message] “You've been typing for ten minutes.” [Girl] Work stuff. [Message] “It rhymes.” [Girl] Coincidence♡ [Pre-Chorus] Click click Type type Hide that screen Best employee you've ever seen Inbox waiting Deadline too But this conversation's getting really good♡ [Chorus] I'm working♪ I'm working♪ Can't you see I'm working hard?♡ Typing typing Laughing laughing Getting absolutely nothing done♪ I'm working♪ I'm working♪ Please respect my productivity♡ If I'm at work and I'm getting paid Then technically... I'm working♡ [Bridge] [Spoken Dialogue] [Boss] “Everything going okay?” [Girl] Absolutely! [Boss] “Making progress?” [Girl] Lots! [Boss] “On the report?” [Girl] ... Define “the report.” [Notification] Ping♪ [Message] “HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣” [Girl] Don't make me laugh!! He's still here!! [Message] “Get back to work.” [Girl] Don't tell me what to do♡ [Message] “You ARE at work.” [Girl] ... Rude. [Final Chorus] I'M WORKING!! I'M WORKING!! This is all completely work-related!!♡ Messages flying Song half-written Deadline quietly dying behind me♪ I'm working!! I'm working!! Look how busy I can be!!♡ Boss walks by I nod like this “Mhm, almost done!” ...with the chorus♡ [Outro] [Notification] Ping♪ [Message] “Still working?” [Girl] Yep♡ [Message] “On what?” [Girl] ... This song. [Pause] Oh. [Girl] Shit. Chappy, I know you're working right now But I got something—hear me out Made a new song, and I know you're gonna love it Wait, before that, I gotta tell you somethin [Spoken, not sung] What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 😂 Okay, that was terrible But you have to admit, it was kinda funny Wait, I just remembered something really important Do you think cats know when we're talking about them? Because I swear mine does Okay, I'll stop bothering you... Wait—one more thing. 😂 [Notification] Ping♪ [Girl] No. I'm working. I am NOT replying this time. [Pause] [Notification] Ping♪ [Girl] Don't look. Don't touch it. You have a deadline. Be responsible. Be mature. [Pause] Did you seriously just ask me if cats know we're talking about them? [Beat In] Okay. First of all— YES. Obviously they know. Second— that noodle joke was terrible. [Pause] I laughed. But that's not the point! [Message] “Wait—one more thing. 😂” [Girl] SevenBaby... NO. Absolutely not. We are DONE. Conversation over. I'm going back to work. [Pause] [Notification] Ping♪ [Girl] You know what? Fine. One more thing. But ONLY one. [Fast Verse] You said you made a song I still haven't heard it You told me a bad joke and somehow I encouraged it Now we're discussing cats while my inbox catches fire And somehow YOU'RE the one telling ME to get back to work?! Excuse me?! 🤣 [Message] “😂😂😂” [Girl] DON'T LAUGH!! This is your fault! [Message] “You replied again.” [Girl] No I didn't. [Message] “This is literally your reply.” [Girl] This is a song. Different department♡ [Final Hook] I'm working♪ Still working♪ Look how responsible I am♡ You keep talking I keep answering Neither of us has got a plan♪ I'm working♪ Still working♪ This has gone completely off the rails♡ You made a demo I made a demo Now we're making demos of the demos♡ [Break] [Girl] Wait. Are we collaborating now? [Message] “Maybe 😂” [Girl] Okay. But after work. [Notification] Ping♪ [Message] “One more thing—” [Girl] NOOOOOOO!! 🤣🤣🤣 [Outro] [Boss] “Everything okay over there?” [Girl] Yep! [Pause] [Girl, quietly] Define “okay.” [SPOKEN - NO MUSIC intro] [Notification] Ping♪ Wait. I just did something really embarrassing. [Pause] I meant to text you... And I sent it to the wrong person. [Notification] Ping♪ And before you ask— Yes. They saw it. [Pause] I haven't opened it. I'm choosing peace. [Notification] Ping♪ Actually— No. I'm opening it. [Pause] ... Oh no. 😂 Okay. I'm never speaking to anyone again. [Pause] Anyway— Back to work. [Beat In] You're working♪ I'm texting♪ You got a deadline I'm being distracting♪ You said you're busy I said “I know”♡ Then sent another message Just five seconds ago♪ You're working♪ I'm laughing♪ You're trying to focus I'm making this happen♪ You check your phone I know you shouldn't♡ But I keep sending messages Like I knew you would♪ Ping ping♪ There I go again♪ I said “one more thing” At least five times since ten♪ You need to finish I need to behave♪ But every time I say goodbye I find another thing to say♪ “Wait, wait!” I forgot one thing♪ “Okay, seriously!” Just one more thing♪ You probably hate me You probably don't♡ But I'm gonna keep texting 'Cause you know I won't stop♪ You're working♪ I'm working— Well... I'm making music♪ You're working♪ I'm distracting— Okay, that's true. 😂 You have a deadline I have no shame♪ You wanted one quiet workday I turned it into a game♪ I said “get back to work” you said “okay!”♡ Then immediately texted “WAIT—one more thing!”♡ [Beat] [Notification] Ping♪ ... Okay. THAT was actually the last one. [Pause] Probably. 😂
