I just want to say, it's been a pleasure to play for you here at Roy's Garlic Farm. You've been a great crowd! And now, we want to do an old-time song for you. If you know the lyrics, feel free to sing along. This one is called, "The Ballad of the Legless Dog!" Lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame-lame Lame lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame-lame Lame lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Oh, so lame! Lame lame lame Lame lame lame Lame lame lame Lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Oh, so lame Lame lame lame Lame lame lame Lame lame lame Lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame Oh, so lame Thank you and goodnight! Thought you might know the words.
