[Intro] Idling in my car, outside of the zoo Waiting for the midnight shift change For what I'm gonna do. [Verse] Oh oh I've been heavily drinking! I'm sweating, tryn'a keep my composure. I enter in a cleaning crew jumpsuit, And break the lock to the primate enclosure. Oh I don't mean these animals no harm, And I'm not trying to get too handsy. I just wants to see this tiny vest, On that there sleeping chimpanzee. [Chorus] Oh it's going to look so funny, this vest on that chimp. Oh it's white and fuzzy, he's gonna', look like a little pimp. [Bridge] Oh I don't mean him no harm But then things start to go wrong When I grab his arm... He whips me to the floor, holy shit he's strong! [Verse] Oh ho he bites my hand, And me I start screaming Ain't going quite like a planned Cuz' this chimp starts giving me a savage beating. I'm screaming for help, But ain't nobody here but me and this chimp. I'm still clutching this vest, When from loss of blood I go totally limp [Chorus] Oh it was supposed to look so funny, this vest on that chimp. Oh it's white and fuzzy, he was gonna', look like a little pimp. [Outro] Now my spirit's floating, Beyond this roomy cage I look back to see him flinging feces Just adding to the mess I've made.
