[Intro – Distorted Circus Horn, Evil Laughter] [Lady – Sarcastic] Ladies and gentlemen! Tonight’s entertainment is FREE! Unfortunately, so is his nonsense! [Male – Offended] Who you calling a clown?! [Female] BUDDY, LOOK IN THE MIRROR! DROP THAT BEAT! [Verse 1 – Aggressive Fast Rap] Big talk, small plan, shoes too wide, Walking contradiction with your ego outside! You talk like a boss, move like a fool, Got a master class in bluffing from the circus school! You’re a joke with no punchline, a flop with no stage, Got your tall tales looping like a scratched-up page! Your truth takes a detour, your spin comes express, You’re not worth the ink on a counterfeit check! You always got a comeback but never come through, Got opinions on everybody, can’t account for you! Got a gold-plated mouth and a cardboard résumé, A five-star embarrassment in a one-way parade! [Hook – Explosive Crowd Chant] YOU BIG TOP CLOWN! TAKE THAT RED NOSE OFF! YOU AIN’T RUNNING THINGS, JUST THAT BIG OLD MOUTH! HONK! HONK! MOVE AROUND! WHO LET THIS FOOL IN TOWN?! BIG SHOES! SMALL STEPS! EVERYBODY WATCH HIM STUMBLE DOWN! YOU BIG TOP CLOWN! YEAH, I SAID WHAT I SAID! GOT A THREE-RING CIRCUS WHERE YOUR COMMON SENSE SHOULD’VE BEEN! [Verse 2 – Double-Time, Merciless] Hold up, wait, let me sharpen my tongue, You’ve been talking like a legend since your tall tales begun! Got a thousand explanations, not a single hard fact, Every time the truth appears, you perform another act! Click-clack, chit-chat, running that trap, You couldn’t find integrity with a GPS map! You want standing ovations for the bare minimum, Then pitch a little fit when nobody’s giving ’em! Your apology has ads, but the product’s a myth! You’ve got confidence for days, common sense took a sick leave! Whole lotta volume, absolutely no substance, You’re a self-made mix-up with a public function! [Beat Stops] [Male – Stuttering] N-now hold on! I can explain! [Female – Deadpan] Baby, your whole existence needs a fact-check. [Crowd Erupts – Bass Drops] [Breakdown – Fast, Disrespectful] HONK HONK! THAT’S YOUR THEME! YOU’RE THE WORST COMEDY I’VE EVER SEEN! No timing! No plan! No dignity found! Somebody close the curtains on this big-top clown! [Final Hook – Heavy Bass] YOU BIG TOP CLOWN! THE SHOW IS OVER NOW! YOU WANTED ALL THE SPOTLIGHT, NOW TAKE YOUR FINAL BOW! HONK! HONK! SIT DOWN! YOUR AUDITION’S BEEN DENIED! THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT YOU IS YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOUR LIES! [Outro – One Sad Trumpet] [Male] So… y’all ain’t laughing with me? [Female – Laughing] NO, FRIEND! WE’RE LAUGHING AT YOU! [Trumpet Plays One Pathetic Note] CIRCUS CLOSED! TAKE YOURSELF OFF MY STAGE! [Final Bass Hit]
